Today, while I was having sex, he stopped, looked at me all seriously and said, "Permission to climax, ma'am?" FML
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rofdoc 14
What a gentleman!
User57777 13
Did you give him permission?
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Comments (192)
rofdoc 14
What a gentleman!
razzberry 9
Such lovely manners!
MrBrightside21 20
1 - I know! I usually ask girls if they'd like to come into the swaggin wagon before I put roofies in their drink. But It's all fun and games till someone calls the cops... I just wanted to be a gentleman, ya know?
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
Finishing like a SIR. ಠ_ರೃ
TourettesGuyFTW 26
I'm sorry, but, where's the problem here?
sk83r641 4
Honestly before I opened the comments I was thinking the same thing.
imaginaryvoice 18
Permission granted.
LMFAOwned 9
He didn't want to spread his seed without permission. Yes, quite a gentleman.
Codezlol 21
Like a sir!
U_GotitDude 18
Very considerate of him
ICastillo 25
No..to a true gentleman the lady always comes first.
zandalee 20
Don't see the problem here... He sounds sexually like a dream!
phantumgrey 6
Like a sir!!!!
barleyguy 17
I bet she said no
User57777 13
Did you give him permission?
Harpy20 24
*silence*
daniel_dd31 13
I would give him permission, after all he did ask nicely.
FMLJFL 5
Hahaha, he wanted his little soldier to finally stand down.
biasedshooter 24
You mean big soldier ;)
MyNameIsViet 15
His foot long soldier
SammyS2012 21
$5 foot long!!! Oh wait; we're talking about different foot longs...
Shrouds 14
was permission granted?
siickman 7
I surely hope so for his sake, don't want anything going blue now. :p
EsotericBrent 29
Oh my god 126, possibly one of the worst days of my life was finding out what that was.
mandachea10 8
How adorable 133. I remember my devious days..giving boys blue balls if I wasn't a fan. Hehe
generalasskicker 12
Well aren't you a heinous bitch
Eorlas 31
What the hell kind of question is that?
nycwrestler 17
A whipped one.
Werken247 14
@25 It's actually a very strong one. Could you hold it if you were not given permission? He is a sub, not a wimp.
sarahshanghai 9
A sarcastic one that will win him a hefty slap on the face, but absolutely no climaxing for him.
sunkistfitch 4
"Granted"
rgriff27 19
Like a sir.
MetallicaFTW 16
Original comment there...
klovemachine 24
Is "like a sir" the new "like a boss"? :-O
KillerPotato 14
"Like a sir" refers to something done like a boss, but with more class, grace, and/or elegance.
Tristyxxx 24
just because you asked: no
HowieDoIt 21
niner niner, we're going down
honestsleep 9
He was just making sure you were as close to cumming as he was, so you could both get off together. Also, some girls hate when a guy comes without telling them... although I understand why the way he phrased it might've confused you.
kyle_27 6
I agree with you 100% good point miss
MikeFoxtrot01594 11
i'm going with 39 on this one.
AndOtherDrugs 5
Well she could've been close, but he stopped to ask, which would ruin the moment.
dan_in_wi 12
so... boyfriend? husband? or was it a "john"? the rules are a little different if he was paying for it! haha fyl though
sophiekat 19
What did you say back?
mistercrow 9
"LEAVE AND DON'T CUM BACK!" That's the logical answer