Stevie_87

Mr quebec, canada 38 years-old

ohman 2 October 2010, 06:28 Singapore

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML

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prinzess 9 December 2010, 14:20 Germany 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I said to my wife that I wished I had met her 20 years ago. Her response was, "Twenty years ago I had beautiful tits and many options, I wouldn't have even looked at you." FML

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