Today, the guy I'm seeing and I were having sex. While I was having my orgasm, he looked at me and said "SHHHH!". FML
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Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, while I was having sex, he stopped, looked at me all seriously and said, "Permission to climax, ma'am?" FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML
Today, I was having amazing sex with this guy I had been seeing for a while. It got really intense, so did my moans. Guys usually like when I moan, but he just put his hands over my mouth and told me to "shut up" because it sounded like "pig noises". FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I told him I was close to having an orgasm. He smirked and started talking like Yoda, saying, "Strong with the cum, this one is." Orgasm gone. FML
Today, I was having the best sex with my husband, and right when I reached climax, he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML
Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
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jgilez 0
SSSSHHHHHANDIWITCH....
ptdg 0
you're getting laid, and had an ******... and this bad because...?
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Comments (73)
Tewpawn 4
lolol. **** blocked..... wait...
poleez 0
haha....he was fantasizin
MuuuChuuu 5
mayb u shud keep it dwn a bit then!!
andruha1123 5
man... do women now want to talk during sex too!?
rawrcupcakesz 0
I once laughed.
danthemanftw 0
17 wins. :)
kybabyy 4
It's a good thing he told you to shut up. Otherwise we'd have yet another 'I'm too damn loud in bed and the neighbors called the cops, thinking my boyfriend was beating me' fml.
GordonLC 0
lol @ 17 and 21
Bloodbathandbeyo 0
Threadjack: FML lied to me!! It said there were 4 new FMLs and there were (was?) only 3!!!! >:( *nerd rage*
rawrcupcakesz 0
25 no there are four of them.
GinandJenkem 0
You must be noisy.
tomas12 0
maybe someone could hear you
jgilez 0
this post was written by op's boyfriend
MrSassypants 34
maybe the doesn't like the sound u make when ur having an ******
L1nx 0
having sex with someone who keeps talking, and it's not even sexy talk, is worse.
Vanessaxx 0
lmfaoooo! that never happened to me! haha. & that's weird cause I usually moan really loud! :p
jgilez 0
I'm only used to screms of elation, moaning reminds me of a zombie.
supraman_fml 0
Someone mention Zombie?
imaginaryvoice 18
Screams? like the one in your picture? Lol
bsmothers13 5
21 you are too right.
sourgirl101 29
A Porno watching virgin? Gathering info maybe?lol I think it's funny in some movies when the guys isn't even touching the girl and she's screaming like he is.
ComMed1 0
46 yeah you look like you do
kaityyrose 0
hmm... are you sure that's true #58?
tehamericanboy94 0
A moaning chick is the best.
yxeshctib 2
# 17, no! lol I'd rather a guy just shut up and **** me.
buddybudda 0
maybe he was pissed and using your pussy to get his rage out.
muffduff101 0
to' 58 i refuse to' believe a gorgeous raving girl like u has not had sex... if its really true hi five i wish the girls i knew were like u ;)
BrilliantBeauty 0
there's alot of gorgeous girls who are virgins there's nothing crazy about it ts the ugly girls who are freaks (atleast where im from)
torcom 0
So, give him a ********, bite his dick and then say "SHHHH!"
FuckMyLife195 0
lmfao #17
Kr3tS22 0
17 rockin a 2 incherrrr WOOOT! xD
nickasaurus 0
Its the ugly and super hot chicks that are freaks, the average looking ones are the virgins, lol
RockieGirl 0
i agree #104 ahah
blindyblonde13 0
17 total win(:
krazykiya12095 0
lmfao @ 95
jakerb0b 0
22 uses too many crest whitestrips
Jrook 0
17 and 21 look like they wouldn't have any idea what sex with a woman is like. sorry. but it's true
jameschis 0
how can u not have had sex u are fit!
melissamoshh 0
my boyfriend did that to me today :/ except he goes "god babe be quiet you're right next to my ear"
Sniper3000 0
probably just loud... not really ur fault
smart16314 0
you're all of...14? 15?
sens3sfailing 25
Silly women! Female orgasms are a myth!
kostya0106 6
pass my greetings to a very late mr obvious...
the_boss_fml 0
you're pathetic.
kintella 6
Maybe you don't sound sexy when moaning. He wanted his dick wet, he was pretending you weren't there. Maybe he was pretending you were gaged, you know off in some fantasy world ? who knows. However, I hope you shushed.
ptdg 0
you're getting laid, and had an ******... and this bad because...?
teresa_009 0
agreed.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Yep. TMI ahead: if I were having a loud ******, I wouldn't have noticed a damn thing he said.
poleez 0
yea I completely agree. she better have made him a sandwich afterwards as well
upintheorange 5
fml...how?
jgilez 0
SSSSHHHHHANDIWITCH....
romskiies 0
win :D
kintella 6
Lmfao. FTW !
pinkkCuteee 0
hahahahaaaa win.
zerobahamut03 2
lol xD
cstetchman 0
PRO.
Starfire22 5
Hahaha!!
jennio 0
this is stupid
DjeePee 25
My boyfriend does that sometimes when his mom is at home, eventhough I am quiet. I hate that. But if you were really annoying loud, than you deserved it. There was a time when I was really, really loud, because I thought he liked that, but it was actually very annoying if I think about it :'') But when you orgasms, and you're alone, you may be as loud as you want. So FYL.
jgilez 0
and then...