Today, the guy I'm seeing and I were having sex. While I was having my orgasm, he looked at me and said "SHHHH!". FML
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Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, while I was having sex, he stopped, looked at me all seriously and said, "Permission to climax, ma'am?" FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML
Today, I was having amazing sex with this guy I had been seeing for a while. It got really intense, so did my moans. Guys usually like when I moan, but he just put his hands over my mouth and told me to "shut up" because it sounded like "pig noises". FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I told him I was close to having an orgasm. He smirked and started talking like Yoda, saying, "Strong with the cum, this one is." Orgasm gone. FML
Today, I was having the best sex with my husband, and right when I reached climax, he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML
Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
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jgilez 0
SSSSHHHHHANDIWITCH....
ptdg 0
you're getting laid, and had an ******... and this bad because...?
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Comments (73)
BeeSkwaird 0
* sammich
281go 4
you probably ruin the mood with the noises your making.... you never know
lovin_darkness 0
OP's bouyfriend should be a Librarian XD
webb2194 0
win!
Eyeliner_fml 0
maybe it was his first and he did not what you were doing?
HBBikes 0
What the **** is anti flood? Sorry, for being retarded :P
dax002 0
lmfao @ #28
luvtruckguy 0
loud girls are the best. And at least the guy knows he's doing something right!
BrotherTheo 31
^This!
Sexy2die4 0
Thank you :-)
aardvarkish 17
Porky's comes to mind.
barfly_fml 0
Next time don't be so loud... my wife might hear.
GamerGoddess 0
I'm going to guess that in order to make this an FML, the OP negated to say that someone was home - which is the only reason why both he and she should be quiet during sex
Sexy2die4 0
Thats what I am thinking. I am very loud during sex too so I make sure no one is home when I am having sex. Who wants to keep it quite when its good?