Today, the guy I'm seeing and I were having sex. While I was having my orgasm, he looked at me and said "SHHHH!". FML
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Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, while I was having sex, he stopped, looked at me all seriously and said, "Permission to climax, ma'am?" FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML
Today, I was having amazing sex with this guy I had been seeing for a while. It got really intense, so did my moans. Guys usually like when I moan, but he just put his hands over my mouth and told me to "shut up" because it sounded like "pig noises". FML
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jgilez 0
SSSSHHHHHANDIWITCH....
ptdg 0
you're getting laid, and had an ******... and this bad because...?
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Comments (73)
jplumbob 4
i banged this chick and she started to howl it was then i found out why her nickname is lassie.
youthink_fml 0
Sounds like you left something out. He said "SHHH" because the windows were open and your neighbors were out? Because you were loud and your parents were in the next room? I'm sure he didn't shhh you because you were in a huge house by yourself, nowhere near anyone else. Way to make him look like an ass when he probably had a reason.
ranvw 0
or maybe he didn't know what she was doing.. haha maybe he never saw someone getting an ******.. lol
nerdsgetmehot 23
Ugh, I can't wait to have orgasms during sex...That has yet to happen.
281go 4
really.....hummmmm
samtheram 0
wow that girl deserves better
RaKum12 0
it's cuz u haven't did it wit me, lol
ChaseCharles 0
You're clever.
kaykay20 0
Try getting yourself really in the mood before sex or even foreplay with your partner. Helps to speed things up if your already part way there.
aaron9555 0
well no wonder. your French!
Fluegellos 0
How that ? I don't see any causal link in what you're saying !
mshafty 0
Maybe its because your voice sounds like miley sirus and every time you open your mouth his dick goes limp from the agonizing pain his ears feel!
FuckMyLife195 0
THAT HAPPEND TO ME TOO WTF? Then the next day he got mad cause I didn't want to do it. -.- Guys are weird.
MegamiKaosu 28
I get it all the time too! it pisses me off and about 99% of the time we're home alone with no neighbors. It's such a kill joy :p....
PhoenixFiend 0
agreed. I'm assuming there were other people. lve told my girlfriend to hush too ha
Ivy_Luvv 0
Lol, this happens to me all the time :P Men just need better soundproof walls.
GhettoPanda 0
That's the exact same thing s would do to my ex girlfriend xD maybe that's why she is my ex... But in his defense he was probably trying to concentrate :P