Today, the guy I'm seeing and I were having sex. While I was having my orgasm, he looked at me and said "SHHHH!". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, while I was having sex, he stopped, looked at me all seriously and said, "Permission to climax, ma'am?" FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML
Today, I was having amazing sex with this guy I had been seeing for a while. It got really intense, so did my moans. Guys usually like when I moan, but he just put his hands over my mouth and told me to "shut up" because it sounded like "pig noises". FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I told him I was close to having an orgasm. He smirked and started talking like Yoda, saying, "Strong with the cum, this one is." Orgasm gone. FML
Today, I was having the best sex with my husband, and right when I reached climax, he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML
Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
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Top comments
jgilez 0
SSSSHHHHHANDIWITCH....
ptdg 0
you're getting laid, and had an ******... and this bad because...?
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Comments (73)
UNCmike 0
maybe you sound like a dying animal when you ******. I know I wouldn't find that attractive.
aznpopgrl02 0
agree with #2..at least he was thinking bout the ppl whose living with him or next to him..I probably wouldn't want to hear someone whose living with/next to me having sex and hearing one of them or both ******..
pandamaddox 0
"sshhhhhh. you'll scare the people in my head."
nicholaslim 0
27 cute picture!!
EngineerBob 0
**** women. They complain if they dont ****** and then complain when they do.
HeretoBlame 3
lol
jetpackzach 5
this.
liv1222 29
You're a dumbass.
jbackway 0
28s comment made me laugh . it's what women do, we whinge
jonny2x4 0
Maybe he wouldn't have to shush you if you didn't cry out "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA".
Fear_Der_Nacht 0
Hmmm why is this an fml?? if i were a girl and this happened i would whine an go to fml in hopes of it getting posted. WHO IN SAM HELL MODERATES THESE THINGS ANYWAY!
Fear_Der_Nacht 0
i meant wouldnt... i wouldnt go whine to fml.. god iphones r hard as hell to type on. i dislike you with great passion anti flood protection
JustDial911 0
I'm at the store.
Fear_Der_Nacht 0
i woulnt whine i meant, where did my 2nd post go
JordynAlexis 0
it's there.
BeeSkwaird 0
* who's