Today, the guy I'm seeing and I were having sex. While I was having my orgasm, he looked at me and said "SHHHH!". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, while I was having sex, he stopped, looked at me all seriously and said, "Permission to climax, ma'am?" FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML
Today, I was having amazing sex with this guy I had been seeing for a while. It got really intense, so did my moans. Guys usually like when I moan, but he just put his hands over my mouth and told me to "shut up" because it sounded like "pig noises". FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I told him I was close to having an orgasm. He smirked and started talking like Yoda, saying, "Strong with the cum, this one is." Orgasm gone. FML
Today, I was having the best sex with my husband, and right when I reached climax, he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML
Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
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jgilez 0
SSSSHHHHHANDIWITCH....
ptdg 0
you're getting laid, and had an ******... and this bad because...?
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Comments (73)
moonsolomon 0
Obviously, this guy is a Scientologist.
afllegend 0
what is this faggotry? girls don't have orgasms! troll alert
BBMOMZ 0
I don't get it, thot being loud turns guys on more rather than not saying a word?? LOL..
1LL337 0
YDI for being too loud...wouldn't wanna wake his parents or neighbors up!
mrs_silengo 0
sounds to me like you need to dump that idiot
trentthrowdown 0
just tickle him if he says that haha
ferbreeezy 3
lmao @ 95. WINNN!
sw33th3art 3
wow i would of got upp and left.
purple_madnessxD 0
If ur aware that u sound weird when having an ******, YDI. If ur not aware, then FYL. IF it's not that, then this is not an FML cuz it's not that bad if he was afraid that someone could've heard (unless they were in the house). And many women would envy u for being able to ****** during sex, so that would also make it not an FML
Sarila 0
Unless there is a good reason why you should be quiet (someone in the next room, for example), or are making fake noises because you think that makes you a better lover, then you should follow these steps. 1. Finish your ******. Make whatever noise you normally, naturally make, as loud as feels right for you. 2. Push him off of you/get off of him. If you are at his place: 3. Get dressed. 4. Leave. Do not look back. If you are at your place: 3. Grab all the bedclothes. 4. Wrap yourself in them. 5. Throw him out. An ****** is a beautiful thing. Yes, we look silly while it is happening. We sound silly while it is happening. But his reaction *should* be, "Wow, look at that. I did that. And she must really trust me to let go and let that happen." He should not be making you feel self-conscious about your ******, unless he's trying to inhibit them because he cares more about himself. And that? You don't need. There are guys out there who love women who let go during sex. Most of them do, actually.
revanche 2
well this bitch here prob things it's always about the girl