Today, I decided to mock a few stuck-up runners by effortlessly jumping over the track hurdles. The last one was the easiest. The easiest to crush my balls on, and twist my ankle up in the process. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was doing a fitness test. Though clumsy, I managed to spin around a bat then dash across a balance beam, run through some tires, and walk across a log floating in water. Pleased with my performance, I walked to the bathroom, tripped on my shoelace, and bust my head on the floor. FML
Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML
Today, I was running the 100m sprint in a track meet. Me and another girl were tied for dead last. When we finished, she complained, "It's so embarrassing how slow I am today. I have shin splints. What happened to you?" I was actually running my hardest. FML
Today, I participated in an obstacle course. As I was going over a set of monkey bars, my balls got crushed between the bar and my gut. I barely managed to get down before blacking out in the middle of the road. FML
Today, I was up against two others in a 120m race on my school's sports day. Unexpectedly, I heard my name being chanted from most of the classes watching and well, this made me want to win so much that I leaned forward too much whilst running and ended up tripping and rolling on the track. I heard loud sighs after. FML
Today, I was running at the gym, feeling like a fitness influencer. I increased the treadmill speed to “sprint” mode. My shoelace got caught in the belt, and I was launched backward into a rack of yoga mats, knocking them over like bowling pins. FML
Today, I got on a treadmill for the first time. I was running at a very high speed. I needed a break but didn't know how to get off. I decided to just let the machine take me to the edge so I could get off. I was thrown off the treadmill and landed with my happy sacks crashing into a dumbbell. FML
Today, I decided to begin jogging since my weight was getting a little out of control and I wanted to do something about it. Guess who tripped on a root and broke their ankle? Yeah. Exactly. FML
Today, during gymnastics tryouts, I tried one last move to impress the judge, jumped up but landed crotch first on the beam. I fell off, curled up in pain while everyone just stayed frozen, still waiting on the judge's pick. She barely glanced at me then picked the girl next to me, who ran off happy. FML
Today, my legs were really sore from working out yesterday, so it hurt going down the stairs at work. To avoid the pain, l ignored how stupid I looked and limped down the staircase. When I finally got to the bottom, I hopped off the last step. And twisted my ankle. FML
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andradepz 0
ur a dumb ass
skorpien 1
Hope they got a good laugh. YDI
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nicobington 1
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anorexicbarbie 8
Wow, people still do this?
andradepz 0
ur a dumb ass
Bullpine 11
youre a dumb ass and you lost the game
Bullpine 11
you lost the game
laurabev 9
...says the person who can't spell a word most people learn in infant school.
sarapsosis 1
"Infant school"? Is that what they're calling it these days?
laurabev 9
Well that's what we all call it in my area :)
sarapsosis 1
ya live and you learn, my bad then:-)
laurabev 9
Haha, yes you do :D
Woodsy007 0
#2 is exactly right. I mean common, hurdles are not easy to get over going the right way. if you go over them the wrong way then you can get really hurt. I know a stupid basketball player who jumped over one backwards and broke 3 ribs. YDDI (You Definitely Deserve It) for trying to mock us. we track runners can kick your butt and get away faster then you.
squishy01 0
Amen to that!
browncity23 0
68 I run hurdles in track... I don't jump them right but it's still easy... maybe cause I'm 6'3" though..
innavoiG 9
No he doesn't.
Kaileyflower_fml 0
#83 You obviously don't have a good coach. I'm in hurdles and there is a definite form you have to get down to cut off the time you're floating in the air and to land in a manner that you are instantly off to the next hurdle. He deserves it for being a cocky dumbass and for thinking that's something easy. I've seen trained hurdlers take worse falls, he's lucky so he should suck it up.
kongor 1
Well, we found the stuck up hurdlers!
Dashelle 25
DANG IT! I lost the game :(
skorpien 1
Hope they got a good laugh. YDI
Autoshot 9
Me too, I read "I decided to mock" before I voted YDI, then finished reading the FML. Way to go OP, way to go.
shulgafish 0
way to fail. if your trying to "mock" anyone, don't try to make it seem so easy. I hope you are seriously injured YDI.
morgiiex3 0
I know I would have! How was he planning on mocking them by jumping hurdles? I run and if I saw a non-runner randomly hurdling, I wouldn't get all butthurt-I'd just think they were an idiot.
smmrgrl 1
k yeah sure that was pretty stupid, but 67, that's a bit rude wishing for someone to be "seriously" hurt for a little thing like that...
hellohazel 12
I agree with 81, and people try them all the time. it doesn't make us feel bad. besides how would it be mocking us if you look stupid doing it? We know what we're doing and that's why we're out there. OP YDI for sure
smartypants9 15
I'm sure OP showed those stuck-up people. They must be ashamed, trembling in their shoes. With laughter. Epic fail.
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
Fail.
arghesh 0
Hey lovely .How r ya. hmm All I want 2 say that u r so great & I like ur picture, !! Gush u r so beautiful.. ;)
chester75 5
*creeper*
emeraldarcher74 30
my day has been made
crafty44444 8
he pretty much diserved that. guess he'll rethink mocking them next time.
iluffmcrandbvb 1
he did diserve that. or did he deserve that?
piratelady_fml 1
you know perfectly well what she meant; she just made an accidental typo. why are you being an asshole about it?
crafty44444 8
it was a typo okay. accidents happen...
R34luver 5
how do you kno he wuz being hostile and meen about it? its the funny way to tell someone they typoed (Spelling?!?)
whohasanaccount 2
Like 73s birth
flockingshpoo 0
you are my hero
scuba113 2
that's what you get for thinking you can do what they do YDI.
Nimmrodel 11
Why didn't you just setup some way to trip them all up.
notquite69 0
You're an idiot. And now they can mock you better than you ever imagined in mocking them, and you'll deserve it.
crissybear 8
omg ytdi for being such a DUMBASS..! ha ha