Today, the guy I'm seeing and I were having sex. While I was having my orgasm, he looked at me and said "SHHHH!". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, while I was having sex, he stopped, looked at me all seriously and said, "Permission to climax, ma'am?" FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML
Today, I was having amazing sex with this guy I had been seeing for a while. It got really intense, so did my moans. Guys usually like when I moan, but he just put his hands over my mouth and told me to "shut up" because it sounded like "pig noises". FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I told him I was close to having an orgasm. He smirked and started talking like Yoda, saying, "Strong with the cum, this one is." Orgasm gone. FML
Today, I was having the best sex with my husband, and right when I reached climax, he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML
Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
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jgilez 0
SSSSHHHHHANDIWITCH....
ptdg 0
you're getting laid, and had an ******... and this bad because...?
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Comments (73)
S96_ 0
Hes an idiot! Keep it loud
TysonBrown 0
******* women, why is it so hard to ****** u ******* weird creatures?
berryjam 2
Not our fault! You men are the ones failing and we've gotta fake it so YOU don't feel bad.
simoneog09 0
I don't know why some of these guys are calling it annoying. it's better than faking it.
randomgurl__ 3
same thing happend to me .. so embarrasing
kaykay20 0
If your really loud then look into getting a gag of some sort tends to muffle the loudness a bit and you two may end up enjoying it. I heard someone had a pillow pushed in their face one time cause they were too loud so be glad it was only a shhh this time.
FuckUsernames101 5
Haha never happened to me.
kaila332 0
Ok He wanted u to be quiet That mean shut the hell up This is not a FML moment
P374RD3D 9
Yeah, im much too late, but, TOO MANY BS
megan_lols 10
worldclassrager 41
Oh come on...that's what he should be listening for...unless the walls were made of tissue paper...