Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML
Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML
Today, my husband staggered home after a night of drinking. He was too intoxicated to find the toilet so he started to pee in the cat's litter box. Apparently, he was invading her territory and she attacked him. His scream as she bit and scratched him must have woken the whole world. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's in a back room that wasn’t connected to the main house. I really had to pee, but neither of us wanted to go into the house, so he told me to just go outside in a cup. I ended up having diarrhea in a cup in my boyfriend's backyard. FML
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Equinox987 0
Oh my gawd, what is wrong with you!
The_Batman 0
batman does not approve of peeing in litter boxes.
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Equinox987 0
Oh my gawd, what is wrong with you!
americayay 0
Thank you number 1. This was just weird and there were so many other options.
DuDMadness 0
his cat got defensive becuz the litter box is his territory and u started marking it with piss so there a fight for sure lmao
heyitsdiamond 5
what type of idiot are you peeing in litter box's go ask a neighbor but jeez in the cat litter box
caino 3
That's awesome hahaha
caancoha 0
What's wrong with that? It's creative, and it won't mess with the plumbing. I applaud you, OP. Fuxk your life for your battle wounds and most likely endless taunts and teasing by your boyfriend.
Leptailurus 0
What's wrong with this is that cat litter is good for CAT urine, which is of different composition and more concentrated than human urine, so that's how the litter clumps. Human litter will flood the litterbox, given that if you "really had to pee" it was probably a lot (certainly a LOT more than even a large box of litter is even supposed to hold), it probably will not clump, and will alter the smell of the box itself (if it is a plastic box, which 99% of litterboxes are) and probably cause the cat to avoid it. OP, if you're in a rural area: go pee in the bushes; if you were in a populated area: ask a neighbor, they will understand I'm sure. Peeing in your boyfriend's cat's litterbox? In what universe is that a good idea?!?
randomdude1234 0
Actually human pee makes the litter rock hard. Check your facts
Moemoemoe_fml 0
#18 is full of it. Human pee fits in a litterbox just fine and will clump as well as a cat's one.
swimmer14 0
.....how do you know so much about pee?
curryndricegirll 0
it doesn't matter what human pee does. we all know that animals pee on stuff to mark their territory. the cat got defensive, because it looked like you were marking it's territory.
WeirdBear 0
When did OP ever say it was clumping litter?
hellokittywhore 0
i agree with #2 and 3 lol but yeah I applad you i certainly never would have thought of that!!! you gotta do what you gotta do, no matter what if you gotta pee your going to do it she has more dignity then to pee outside but just a little bit.LMFAO
angreen21 0
I think the question should be WHY do you know so much about pee?
smart16314 0
what the **** are you talking about? litter absorbs moisture and clumps. it would react the same to water as it would to piss. and it's called washing the ******* box, you dweeb. there is so much dumb in your comment it overwhelms me. don't mate.
cryssycakesx3 23
pee in the bathtub!
caancoha 0
What's wrong with that? It's creative, and it won't mess with the plumbing. I applaud you, OP. Fuxk your life for your battle wounds and most likely endless taunts and teasing by your boyfriend.
sulitak 27
what's wrong with that? oh gee... maybe that the litter box isn't made for humans. disgusting
caancoha 0
****^
Antivirus_fml 0
You dirty bitch, Fyourboyfriend'slife!
kendallhi 9
ahole
love21_fml 0
Wow that's gross.
cadenernest 0
You're my favourite person ever.
onlysoph 0
Think of your boyfriend, who probably has to clean that out if you weren't going to. Should have just asked the neighbours. Why is your boyfriend living at his house when his plumbing isn't working? I assume he is if his cat's litterbox is there.
smart16314 0
shit happens? you've never had the plumber over to fix something? what do you think plumbers are for? ****?
Slackness 10
Superb, I will remember this for the rest of my life. Good Show!
The_Batman 0
batman does not approve of peeing in litter boxes.
blondiepants_ 0
win :D
ciaogirl 0
lmao for the win.