Today, I learned my boyfriend has another girlfriend. His excuse is he's bipolar and each of his personalities needs a girlfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a back-up girl if we break up. FML
Breaking!
Today, my boyfriend wanted my emotional support after his other girlfriend hit him with a phone charger when she found out he had two girlfriends. Yes folks, the open relationship thing was news for me, too. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six months dumped me for his girlfriend on Grand Theft Auto because he was "tired of having to please two women at once." FML
Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
BPD
Today, my boyfriend is blaming me for his recent diagnosis of Borderline Personality Disorder. Apparently, I should have just kept on tolerating all of his explosive outbursts, instead of "forcing" him to start couples' therapy with me. FML
Dealbreaker?
Today, I learned that my boyfriend of a year and half hit up another girl to hang out while we were six months into dating. He even shared photos with her from a day trip I was on. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend told me that she can't live without me, but she has another boyfriend. FML
Well Played
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years is dating another girl. Not only do she and I share the same hair and eye color, but we also happen to have the same first name. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Top comments
Starfire22 5
oh wow... he could've at least said he had a multiple personality disorder... doesn't bipolar deal with your moods? I could be wrong here though...
DreamerofWorlds 0
But the point is, they are both still Jake. Just two sides of the same coin. If it was someone with DID, then there wouldbe Jake, Ben, Vlad, Mary, etc. Depends on how many personalities there are. The OP's bf (hopefully ex) is an idiot. Period.
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kybabyy 4
Props to your boyfriend, I've never heard that one before. -although you should still shank him for cheating.
Cookie21_fml 0
ahahahahaaa, that's funny but sucks for youu op :(
MimiKnox 0
understandable.... lol
rawrcupcakesz 0
holy shit, beautiful girls are up this time? OP That sucks
TaterSalad187 5
YDI for dating a retard that doesn't know his mental illnesses. jk, but seriously FYL
andruha1123 5
I'd tap 1-15 :) perv alert :(
the_pan1c 5
meow
rawrcupcakesz 0
The real question is will I let you tap me? lol
vanillathirteen 0
#1 no props for him... an average person would have caught him in his lie. multiple personalities and being bipolar is two different things.
kybabyy 4
And then Big Bubba would have fun 'tapping' you in prison. Justsayin.
cincin75 0
He is smart, I have to say that. But how about if he got hundred-polar? He would need a whole company of girls, 1st platoon to 3rd, with 9 bed combat squads. Hello, captain?
cincin75 0
hi there kybaby, u r my beauty. :)
jgilez 0
ky is16, keep making comments like that and you bound to see KY again for a long time
kybabyy 4
#32 I'm aware they're different things. A) It doesn't change the fact I've never heard that one before (most people would plea a multiple personality disorder as opposed to bipolar) B) If you've ever known a bipolar person, they seem like two completely different people.
GinandJenkem 0
Let him cheat in this case OP. An excuse that good can't be made up. Wait a minute...
GinandJenkem 0
32's a troll in disguise.
andruha1123 5
28, I'll give you a cookie and say please :-) 33, ooohhh I don't think that would work out too well... beautiful smile, btw
truth215 0
1-15 all are damn beautiful. but op sucks. creative excuse tho
kybabyy 4
Aha that's better(: Thank you # 52 and 54.
kybabyy 4
Lol nice one #44(Max-man) I hate that my nickname doubles as a brand of lube.
MrSassypants 34
but that doesn't mean a girlfriend need each personality just dump his ass and how he's gonna have a relationship when he is mad or sad in 1
Miss_Represented 0
I agree with #1!! Creative bastard!
jgilez 0
sorry ky it's too easy
kiltsaresexy 4
the reason you neve heard about it is because people with bi-polar disorder don't have multiple personalities. either this is fake or op is very guilliblle.
deeds184 0
what is that gross thing in 15's picture????
pokerjedi 0
I'm using that excuse!
monnanon 14
@69 I doubt OP believed her boyfriend at least i hope she didnt :S
giantbee89 0
i was wondering who would be the first to notice! good job!
silentfog 0
that is the best reason I heard so far
BrilliantBeauty 0
I'm confused why is everyone talking about him being bipolar maybe e just wanted it quiet?
BrilliantBeauty 0
nvm wrong fml lol
nicholaslim 0
lol, fail.
Jasper8713 2
#97: No.... Schizophrenia isn't when you have multiple personalities, and even then, there's many types of schizophrenia. Paranoid schizophrenia (which is the one people assume is multiple personalities) is characterized by paranoia (thinking people are out to get you, etc.) and having delusions and hallucinations which confirm this belief. Multiple personalities (Known in the psychology world these days as dissociative identity disorder, or DID), is when you have more than one personality. The diagnosis is one of, if not, the most rare in psychology and psychiatry, and is nearly impossible to fake.
Jennifra 0
lawl.
Jessi2487 0
wats dbt?? op ur an idiot if u believe him
snipersdelight 0
I'd give that dude a hi five he diserves it =] oh and i would tap that too
adrianp918 0
lol this is funny
buddybudda 0
you got to ******* cheat!
sophiem4861 0
hope you got his good personality ;) x
jisaac09 25
You all do realize that 1-15 does include guys and a big ******* question mark dont you???
torcom 0
That's an EPIC WIN! I need a different girl for each day of the week because If I had to deal with the same one for more than a day, it would clearly be chaos. LMAO
Giorgio272 2
what a champ. as someone who suffers from both bipolar and bouts of amnesia I can completely relate. brings a tear to my eye. but the again you should be sucked off. mm nice and long time too. like a Hoover.
hollee 0
I'm bipolar, and although I don't have multiple personalities, sometimes it is like dealing with two completely different people.
snipersdelight 0
157 you have the worse abs I ever seen fail if you wanna show off get some better abs
sli1327 0
schizophrenia isn't multiple personalities either.
mustardcat 1
ooooo can't argue with that now ouch!
comatoast 0
best cop out ever
dtm1973 0
and I'd tap 23
cynically 19
GAHAHHAHHA you win (:
groovis 2
bipolar people DO NOT have multiple personalities.
Lolitia 4
Only half right, schizophrenia is when you have hallucinations (visual or otherwise), delusions etc because your serotonin and dopamine levels are wrong. And it sucks :/
TahitiRose 1
@ 97 Skitz isn't two personalities. Dissociative Identity Disorder, also known as Multiple Personality Disorder is having more than one personality.
skittles88 0
lol ps ur cute...;) #23
sephirothyeti 0
Actually schizophrenia is when someone hallucinates and hears voices in their head. Dissociative Identity Disorder is where people have multiple personalities.
killerviral 0
why the **** did op or moderators delete rawr cupcakes replies?
chitown98766 0
1-15 dont like you, put a shirt on kid your not ripped at all u look weak as hell
Syzygy 0
lol.
hunter9141 17
lmfao, threesome ;)
JamaicanSwag76 0
#97- Do you mean schizophrenic? Lol. #255- Your right! They have constant mood swings and some of them get irritated very easily, I know this because I dated someone with that disorder... :-(
cearalaken 0
you should split his nuts in half and be like 'here have jus one ball for each personality'
smariebow 0
Im so glad im not the only one who caught the bipolar-multiple personality difference.
GrownUpCooties 0
No, multiple personalities or dissociative identity disorder (as it's more commonly known as today) is having more than one personality, not schizophrenia.
Blame_The_Dog 0
Bipolar isn't when you have multiple personalities. Bipolar is when you fluctuate emotions for no reason, like you're really happy then the next minute you're mad for no reason. Tell your bf to study before he lies :)
firefaery 0
^^^ Thank you, 116. As a psych. major, it REALLY pisses me off when people get their psychological disorders mixed up, and talk about it like they understand what they're saying when they don't have a clue. I'm married to a man who's mother has a plethora of mental illnesses, including manic depression and bi-polar disorder, but she only has ONE personality, and she DOESN'T hear voices, contrary to popular (and often mistaken) belief.
BeautyMonster 17
Correction: MPD is now called DID. ;]
uhohuscrewedup 0
wait bipolars don't have various personalities, isn't that schizophrenia?
poleez 0
no schizo is when u hear shit and hallucinate bipolar is when you have craZy mood swings
Tikwichka 5
There are many more symptoms to schizophrenia than hallucinations. It is a syndrome with a wide range of different symptom combinations, like negative type schizophrenia consists of depression, anhedonia etc.
FlonkertonChamp 6
bipolar disorder is more than just "mood swings"
Life_is_FML 22
Looks like he needs a bitchslap for everyone of those personalities then.
PsychobillyRebel 14
That's Multipersonality Disorder, or MPD.
Starfire22 5
oh wow... he could've at least said he had a multiple personality disorder... doesn't bipolar deal with your moods? I could be wrong here though...
SunshineYellow90 0
Nope, you are correct. Bi-polar is a mood disorder. OP's boyfriend (hopefully ex) is just an idiot.
snipersdelight 0
yes number eight he has two gf dipending on wich mood he is in
PsychobillyRebel 14
He stated "personality", not mood.. Two different things, hun.
melig1991 0
That guy is a genius!
DaDezza244 31
More like a douche bag than a genius
allweareisg0lden 0
Hahah, sorry op that sucks! But you have to admit, it's pretty funny. o.O
comet13009 0
bipolar is manic depressive meanin u get manic and depressed mood swings. schizaphrenia is when u hear voices and DID/MPD is multiple personalities
Chunchunchun 3
Yeah he's a bit of an idiot, if he'd said dissociative identity disorder he might have an excuse. Not bipolar...
upintheorange 5
bipolar disorder =/= multiple personalities.
poleez 0
it depends on how u define personality. "the relaxed Jake" and "the pissed Jake" are results of being bipolar and since they act different ppl often just call them sdifferent personaliitiew
DreamerofWorlds 0
But the point is, they are both still Jake. Just two sides of the same coin. If it was someone with DID, then there wouldbe Jake, Ben, Vlad, Mary, etc. Depends on how many personalities there are. The OP's bf (hopefully ex) is an idiot. Period.
jisaac09 25
And he would, once again, still be jake....
OverFlash 15
Not really, 223. "Happy Jake" and "Pissed Jake" are the same basic personality, just with different standard moods, therefore, admittedly, different reactions to things, due to the effect of their moods on reactions. People with different personalities, on the other hand, will actually be different, notably when in the same mood.
jgilez 0
correction DID is called SDB