Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontanous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontaneous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML
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Top comments
patrickalamo 48
50 shades of tears...
MinecraftGeek 8
Ouch, well I hope you at least asked her if she's alright...
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Comments (214)
Poetic_Potion 4
Looks like she don't like it rough , dump her , even if it's tough ;)
ItzMeGuyz 3
Tonka's got the stuff
notepie 6
Not all women enjoy a good spanking
Briiyahh 7
Maybe it was alittle too hard?
patrick29 1
Micro penis?
BatemanFML 0
You're supposed to "tap that ass," not pimp slap it
Futacy 30
What a drama queen.
black_daisy 4
Hahahah I would have loved it. Better take it slow with her.
asherah14 7
The only way that should have ever made her cry was if OP spanked her as if he was pissed off and it was punishment. Even if he never asked her about spanking during sex, a spontaneous smack shouldn't cause any harm. As long as OP used appropriate force for that sort of spank then OP's girlfriend is seriously over reacting.
PerditaDessa 38
Past abuse doesn't always effect people negatively. Especially when it comes to sex, so if a little smack on the ass sends you into a full breakdown then yea you're overreacting. Unless, of course, you were a sex slave in Tokyo who was regularly beaten with bambo staffs.
pnutbutternjelly 15
Jeeze, how hard did you hit her.
kmerritt10 6
Maybe it upset her might have made her feel like a ****