Today, I was playing some CoD online, when I realised I'd started humming an annoyingly catchy Bieber tune. Before I could come to my senses and pull out my mic, a bunch of my teammates started sarcastically singing along. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, in my online class, I accidentally unmuted my mic. Normally that would be fine… except today I decided to serenade myself with a silly song. I didn't realize until everyone started clapping at the end of the song. FML
Today, while I was working out, I was listening to music with my earbuds in. The Pokémon theme started playing and I begun singing along. It wasn't too long after that I remembered I was in a crowded gym on a military base. FML
Today, I was home alone and I started to sing Halo by Beyonce. I was starting to get into it and began singing with more passion until the phone rang. It was my neighbor begging me to please shut the hell up. FML
Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, bitch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML
Lost in music
Today, I was listening to music with headphones in my usually quiet class. At one point I really got into the song so I just quietly sang along because why not. Turns out by the end of the song I was singing at full volume, almost yelling, and my friend stopped me to say that. The entire back row was laughing. FML
Squeaker of the house
Today, I was using my headset while gaming, and another player couldn't stop laughing at the hilariously high-pitched voice I was putting on. He thought I was mocking the pre-pubescent squeakers on our team. Nope, that's just my natural voice. FML
The Voice
Today, I was alone in the kitchen doing the dishes, and I started singing along to my favorite song when it came on my playlist. However, unbeknownst to me, my neighbors were having a barbecue next door, and they cheered and applauded when I'd finished. I’m never singing again. FML
Lost in music
Today, I had my earbuds in while walking to work. I was so into a particular song that I didn't notice I was singing out loud despite people being around. A random jogger gave me a thumbs-up and said, "Shit voice, wrong lyrics." FML
Online classes can be tricky
Today, I accidentally unmuted my mic during a class, and normally it would've just been silence, but dumb old me just had to sing a song at the top of my lungs, and I only stopped when my phone blew up with notifications. Great. FML
"If I could turn back time…"
Today, I came into work early to clean equipment, with my headphones on, singing to myself. I lost track of time, and wound up with the entire office watching me belt tunes out. FML
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Boygenius50 8
Wow. Easy YDI, you know a Justin Bieber song AND you were playing Call of Duty.
babalooisbabaloo 5
*playing cod, running around shooting people Op: BABY BABYYY OHHHH
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Boygenius50 8
Wow. Easy YDI, you know a Justin Bieber song AND you were playing Call of Duty.
P374RD3D 9
Halo fan?
Boygenius50 8
Fallout, actually. CoD is fine, there's really nothing wrong with it, but it's unbearably repetitive in my opinion.
madskittlesftw 5
Video games are video games we all have our opinion.. No need to fight over them. Not that you guys were fighting.
CoolRainbowdash 15
Maybe he just sucks at CoD
Boygenius50 8
2.15 in Black Ops (6th Prestige) and 1.41 in MW3 (4th I think). It's safe to say I don't suck at CoD
Marrach 7
Thumbed you down for being a CoD hater. Halo and Fallout be for nerds. :p But as they say; Don't hate the player , hate the game. Perfect reasoning why you decided to be an ass and say that
Shrike 24
Oh shit, my Nerdy Fucktard'o'Meter just exploded. Seriously, you're having a pissing match over VIDEO GAMES? Step out of the basement once in a while, folks.
Marrach 7
Lol.I have 1.85kdr 15th prestige girl. :)
madskittlesftw 5
Alright now you guys are being little ***** (look at OPs name) calm down. Go rant somewhere else
Lucia_Malpense 14
I was under the impression that there was a lot of crossover between Halo and CoD fans, but what would a RPG player like me know?
Marrach 7
Haters' Gon' Hate. :] (On muah!)
Boygenius50 8
Haha I don't hate any games. I just have preferences. And CoD is not among them.
journeytotheend 16
6th prestige eh? I got laid last night!
ManInTheMachine 20
I saw this coming from a mile away. Boygenius and everyone else arguing- Nobody gives a shit about your loyalties, level-ups and prestige levels on Halo or COD. It's cute you have a hardcore connection, and I'm sure the company LOVES your loyalty to their products, but keep the fanboy-induced bullshit off of FML.
DocBastard 40
Does it make me a bad person that I don't understand a single word of this entire thread?
Boygenius50 8
We meet again, Man In The Machine. Last time we conversed, I was banned for THREE MONTHS. Therefore I hate you.
ManInTheMachine 20
Nah, but it dates you by a couple decades. ;)
gc327072 31
No, DocBastard, it just makes you a boring adult. I suggest you try battlefield 3, perhaps? Or if you're confused, search gameplay for each game on YouTube.
Boygenius50 8
The only reason I even mentioned Level/KDR was because it was implied that I dislike CoD simply because I'm bad at it. I know plenty of excellent players who quit the game because of it's dull, repetitive nature. Sorry for leading this butthurt parade
Boygenius50 8
*Its Damn that was close.
Shrike 24
54- I suggest you try putting down the controller and get a job, maybe one saving people's lives or something. ****, I don't know, making something of yourself isn't for everyone, I guess.
Boygenius50 8
59-Lol the guy's 17, he should probably just drop out of high school and start searching for the cure for cancer. Seriously? You're going to get pissed at someone for making a suggestion about video games, on a thread of comments where the topic of discussion has primarily been video games? Get off your high horse buddy.
ColdplaySucks 18
I play neopets.
BatemanFML 0
62- I graduated at 17. He's just saying kids/teenagers spend a lot of time overly concerned about video games, and not actually applying themselves. Not to say that video games will get you nowhere, but you do gotta admit a lot of kids just don't give a shit any more
1awliet 8
At least this isn't an Xbox vs. PS3 argument :/
12GaugeTurtle 1
CoD and Bieber have always been correlated. Everyone was just waiting for some one to admit it.
Futacy 30
OP: BABY BABY BABY OHH! *Echoes: BABY BABY OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH Ahahahahaha! what a dick!
SqueakyChipmunk 22
I have no idea what's going on in this thread. Then again, it's probably because I'm more of an adventurer than a shooter.
raraisbang 12
Halo Reach and Mass Effect 1-3. Win. CoD occasionally, but as previously stated, it gets repetitive. Beiber.... Is a failure. His (her) music makes my ears bleed and cry out in agony! D:
KiddNYC1O 22
My friend told me I haven't logged on PSN in about 7 months. Hmm, didn't even realize...
whyusofat 17
*grabs popcorn*
xxdark 3
36, I play COD with the boyfriend. Being good at what you play definitely doesn't mean you can't get laid. You just need to find a good life balance. Or a partner who is a gamer, too ;)
KaiserSD 8
His friends deserve it too if they started singing along, so don't feel bad OP.
Delta117 2
59-you're ignorance stabs at my soul. I'm a gamer, and I have been one since I was little. This does not make me someone who lives in the basement of my parents house eating Cheetos all day. In fact, I am a full time college student, and I have a full time job. Games do not make someone a basement dweller. Thanks for the stereotype!!!
Shrike 24
Well, firstly, the word you were looking for is "your". Secondly, my comment was aimed at the sad, SAD little children having an internet catfight over which game is better. Those guys are the real "nerds". By the way, I'm a gamer too, so yeah.
ZebulonPike 8
What's the point of criticizing people for what they like? Don't you have anything better to do?
absolutegrrr 7
I enjoy the occasional game of scrabble.
VaanBasch 1
Screw military FPS games, Borderlands, Metroid Prime, Bioshock and such are where it's at.
MDTeddy 13
Idk what's worse...the fact that you like JB or the fact that you play CoD.
nado13579 12
This is the most interesting thread of comments I've seen for a LONG time.
LiterOfCola 16
RUNESCAPE! The land of HOPE and ADVENTURE!
jake12221212121 4
K:DR Doesn't prove anything, just play type.
penguinsniper822 4
I prefer COD and some good sports games but then again I have never played halo or most of the games brought up in this thread
easyprey 8
After reading the whole Halo, COD argument, I think it's still a better love story then twilight.
tinyj96 3
My KDR is nobody.givesafuck
IOmnomHard 10
...Skyrim, anyone?
aw3som3sauc3 10
100, thank you for bringing up the mass effect series, they are by far the best in this thread, with skyrim running 2nd, and battlefield 3 in close third. Although, if we bring in computer games, minecraft has 2nd no problem. The end!
Fuzzidio 2
World of Warcraft has a better community than CoD and it looks different every expansion
actyankee 5
Really? No mention of RTS games here? Come on, Starcraft 2 anyone? Or Fall of the Samurai? How about Wargame?
randomkayx3 11
Seriously? Grow the balls up. THEY ARE VIDEO GAMES! I play like any kind of game. Does it even matter? Everyone has their own opinion.
l23VIVE 17
Battlefield is so much better than COD
nado13579 12
I like both CoD AND Halo. Win. :3
Eluveitie 9
I enjoy RPGs. No spawnkilling, teamkilling, or worrying about your KDR.
FML12197 0
Step in. It seems you've already taken a few ass lessons.
Hazzywaz 0
I actully agree. Cod is overrated, plus its getting old.
Hazzywaz 0
Good point
lil_ham1644 29
I had sex twice last night! Enjoy your video games kiddies.
lenamartinovic 13
Hahahah. Poor them! Poor you!
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Very true. This one is definitely '**** Everyone's Lives' who is involved.
RaggleFrock 13
Oh. Ohhhhhhh oh. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh oh. Ohhhhhhhhh oh ohoh oh oh oh.
gantoman 13
80- how many times have I told you not to get intimate while on the Internet?
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
That's a funny way of coming out of the closet
SqueakyChipmunk 22
80) Stop jizzing on your keyboard.
hopsinlove17 26
And hopefully a bag to cover your head? Goodness.
astoryofroses 9
OP, shame on you xD
babalooisbabaloo 5
*playing cod, running around shooting people Op: BABY BABYYY OHHHH
SqueakyChipmunk 22
*Op loses a power up or ammo* Thought you'd always be mine...
gc327072 31
Or: *OP is playing battlefield 3, plane gets shot and starts flaming* "AN I SAID OHH LORD JEEZUS IT'S A FAHR!" *ejects*
IndianGiver 8
I am ashamed that you people even know a tiny morsal of his songs. -team members dies, stand over body and say over mic- "...I'd never let you go, I can take you places you ain't never been before."
SqueakyChipmunk 22
I only know "Baby", and that's cause that shit gets stuck in your head. It's not a stupid song (well, the chorus is), it's just the fact that Justin Bieber sang it. His voice is annoying. I've seen people do amazing covers of that song.
animallover231 3
I remember that!!!! Lol
ddinspire6 10
The funny thing is, is your icon is of the Justin Bieber beats... The purple beats? Those are by Justin Bieber.
MinecraftGeek 8
Halo all the way mates.
pokefan813 16
Don't start videogame war bullshit, please!
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Here comes the huge video-game argument. Prepare.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Here comes the huge video-game argument. Prepare.
CoffeeChickBlows 13
Anal all the way, mates.
Psych101 9
44- Finally, an argument I can get behind.
zandalee 20
....0r into
ChrisTheCalm 9
You're in the wrong place dude, don't **** with CoD..
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Tetris FTW!!!!
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Dig Dug owns all.
gantoman 13
LEGOS MADAFAKAS
SkoomaKi 28
Skooma all the way. That shit gets you buzzing.
MaxG123 8
Your name says it all. "Mate"
MinecraftGeek 8
129- And what's wrong with minecraft...?
BubbleGrunge 18
I don't understand why everyone makes such a big deal about musicians they don't like. I mean, I don't care for particular music but I'm not going to bitch about other people who listen to it. To each his or her own, like what you like and **** anyone else who gives you shit for it!
amypr 20
I think having a video game interrupted by another player's off key rendition of ANY song would be pretty mock-worthy.
TheDrifter 24
And this is why they invented push to talk. So you don't have to hear every heavy breath, fat roll jiggle and call to mom for more hot pockets that your teammates make.
Climaxx 11
I misread "hummig" as "humping". Now your FML doesn't seem as bad
JustKittyKat 24
And THIS ***** your life how? Please do enlighten me.
gc327072 31
*Comment not moderated*
HelplessSerenade 5
Personally, I am both a CoD fan and a Halo fan. They're both fun to play. But I'm going to have to say YDI.
ebonyirony 29
Thank you.
TheDrifter 24
Beiber and even the CoD playing I can let slide, to each their own. But gaming with an open mic? You sir are an inexcusable douche.
pokefan813 16
I play cod with a mic. But I help people by telling them if someone's camping or something. So I guess I'm a douche. :(
TheDrifter 24
Is yours open? (Transmitting all the time) Voice activated with a reasonable sensitivity or push to talk are great, and very handy in game
pokefan813 16
I have a switch that turns the mic on or off. And my mic sensitivity is on 3 (1 being the lowest and 5 being the highest). But I get what you're saying. Like those prepubescent kids who have a terrible mic with a sensitivity of 5. Yelling out "****!" every time they die. It gets annoying as shit. But instead of telling them to STFU, I just mute them. Simple as that.
iXTMAstro 6
I play with a mic, I am always to talkin to my friends in mumble or team viewer ^_^
SirEskimo 13
27- Glad you cleared that one up.
BabySparkle1 15
I played Halo and heard someone jacking off because they didn't turn their mic off. God it was gross!