Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontanous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML
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patrickalamo 48
50 shades of tears...
MinecraftGeek 8
Ouch, well I hope you at least asked her if she's alright...
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Comments (214)
spiritfang11237 16
Not everyone is into the same fetishes and she may not be into spanking. Either way if you want to introduce it to her talk to her about it first and start gently to get a gauge on it. You could try to make it up to her by letting her spank you next time.
Countryrose0524 7
If it ain't rough, it ain't fun ;)
dead247 13
That's how I see it. I don't mind some nail marks on my back.
outoftown 27
Sexual violence without an agreed safe word = sexual abuse. Don't you mean "ex-girlfriend"?
PerditaDessa 38
That definition really lowers the sexual abuse bar.
simplylost643 0
#50- It's unfortunate that you had a bad sexual experience with your ex, but please don't take it out on every man you meet from here on out. Calling a man pervy for wanting to give his partner a tap on the butt, is more baggage then any man wants to carry around.
southerngalslove 15
Not all girls are like that, I like it when my bf spanks me!
Crazberry 5
121- Thanks for that. We were all wondering. Oh and there's a picture too! Yaaay...
nora111197 8
Ur girlfriend is weird!! I love it when i get spanked during sex. Whatever just Go easy on her next time she seems senstive
Frank_H83 6
The more comments I see from you the more I'm liking you lol
Crazberry 5
122- Your grammar hurts... Not in a good way either.
nora111197 8
What's wrong with my grammar
iwadasn 33
It doesn't seem like the OP gave his girlfriend "a tap on the butt." He hit her hard enough to make her cry. 50 has a good point; OP should have asked how his girlfriend felt about that sort of thing instead of just choosing to do it. Since he was only thinking about himself, it was clearly for his gratification alone.
CeltHound 14
Stick with the tried and true from now on.
prettyinpink03 11
Always ask. Amateur.
jayfreeman 0
OMG get a life and stop being so sensitive. Go buy a *****..........they don't spank.