Today, I was riding the subway when a beautiful topless girl walked into my car and sat directly in front of me. Then, the train stopped abruptly and I banged my head. The girl was gone and I realized it had all been a dream. Then I realized I was supposed to get off 17 stops ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having a dream that I was climbing out of a well. While almost out, I felt someone grab my knee; I screamed loud in terror. When I opened my eyes, nearly 25 people were staring at me. The lady across from me apologized for hitting me with her bag. I was on the C-train. FML
Today, I took a train to visit a friend and fell asleep for what felt like ten minutes. I woke up at the final stop with the carriage empty. The doors opened, I stepped onto the platform, and immediately realized I had no idea where I was or how I'd got there. FML
Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML
Today, I was on the subway when I felt like I was going to faint. I got off the train at the next stop, walked to a bench, but fell over and passed out. When I woke up, I looked around at at least 25 people, who had stepped around me, passed out, in the middle of the platform. FML
Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the train after a long day at work. I woke up when someone gently tapped my shoulder. I opened my eyes to see people smiling at me. I'd been snoring so loud that the conductor had said, “Please wake Sleeping Beauty up, this is the last stop.” I had drooled on my tie and missed my actual stop by an hour. FML
Today, I was on train when an attractive girl got on. There were no free seats and seeing as how my stop was next, I gave her mine. As soon as I did, the train came to an immediate halt, due to "brake problems". I spent the next 40 minutes standing up. FML
Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML
Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML
Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a cute girl I didn't know. She fell asleep on my lap by accident and I just let her for the whole train ride. This is the closest I've ever been with a woman. FML
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SpencerDee 0
Wow. Just wow.
RecklessJellyBea 7
I'm just gonna assume you were high on something..
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SpencerDee 0
Wow. Just wow.
carpediem9_fml 0
^
therealbmw 2
cool story bro
UtterCatastrophe 4
That's pretty much a ydi.
uhazsquiads 0
ydi
rockmetal0712 0
that's actually really funny
SeanFredrick 3
Subway: eat fresh!
soupey_fml 0
How exactly does he deserve this?
UpYoursInAdvance 0
1 You're ******* Georgeous just had to throw it out there and OP WTF is going on Man?!?
ellielovesyuh 0
lol ur story confused me wen u said u were on a subway then a girl went in ur car haha. but It made sense wen I read the whole fml d:
soupey_fml 0
29, I like the spontaneous capitalization
ThatsJustMii 0
haha wow
CrimsonWolf1294 0
thanks for telling the word that you're a careless daydreaming perv who needs a girlfriend. ydi
quent10 0
DAG
MyNameIsInvictus 0
were you Dazzled and Dazed by her double Ds?
WTF_FML_FTW 0
YDI for not getting off 17 stops ago but nice dream
the_flirtt 0
hah wow fyl
fi3ldhock3ybab33 8
number 1's picture is the girl Alison from pretty little liars I'm 99.9% sure of that.
Izzy_babii 0
46,I was thinking the same thing
fi3ldhock3ybab33 8
Yeah I saw the pic and I was like there's no way that's actually the person no offense, so I looked it up cause I'm bored haha and one of the first pics on google for sasha pieterse is that picture and that's Alison.
ceejster 0
damn, I'm sorry it was a dream dude!
Brittney_E 0
this fml sucks. fml for reading this and wasting my time.
iownyou676 0
sexyhamburger
pohkerfayce 0
lol FAIL
teulito 0
wow
SeanFredrick 3
Op did you actually count out the 17 stops? lol
dominicanchick27 0
61-wats up wit da huge gap it's a waste of space
Griggy 0
Sir, you truly are pathetic.
KiddNYC1O 22
shit dude. where were you going? 17 stops will take you all the way through manhattan loll. Orr were you riding at night when most the trains go local?
KatKatastrophe 0
haha xD
MarkSeattle 0
17 stops. lmao. wasn't there a Seinfeld episode...?
Hoplaka 0
He beat me too ;(
PizzaGuy11 0
boobies :D
chocolatedrop 0
u on mushrooms?
marinus_fml 20
dear #61 it was a train. just saying :))
livelaughlove22 0
Spencer dee looks jUST like that girl Alison from pretty little liars doesn't she?
EmmyGrangerDC 0
yeah me too
Matu 4
this is a badass fml so stfu fatass :p
2kool4skoolyo 0
rofl @ 122
deathcab7 0
you must have beeen in a really deep sleeep.
XxDevilxXGt 26
this is either very fake or very epic... but still hilarious @ the 17 missed stops rofl... use better wording lol i thought we were on the subway and then somehow in your car..but then i realized you were talking about the subway cars :O
OopsieDaisies 0
Wow. 1 is pretty. And she's only 14! ;)
justferfun 0
screw tyou for objectifying women like that
black_knight402 0
113why does anybody need to show what they look like on a site where you post crappy stuff that's happened to you. too be quite honest half the users here are just a bunch of kids with low self esteem stealing somebody identity to get attention. and if ur one of those kids lacking attention, go throw yourself out in the real world instead of this site.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Bet you only got a pants boner too! QUEERBAG!! no jk, drink a case of monster or 4
FirstBornUnicorn 0
I'm a banana.
rd_404 0
#1 is actually from a show. PLL. ;] anyways op fyl but it happens
SeanFredrick 3
Op had you stayed awake you may have actually seen a topless girl get on in the 20 or more stops you napped through.
falluke17 0
no 64, fyl for wasting your time commenting on this fml in which you complained about it wasting your time.... it probably took you five times as long to comment on it as it did for you to just read it and move on........ just saying.....
xElizabeth13x 0
29- that's not even her unless she's some famous actress, thtas nit her. tht girl starred in pretty little liars. definitely not the real girl
heyhihellogoodby 0
so, what were you smoking?
GarryG 0
was the topless girl #66? cuz damn she's hot!
cruxx 0
Fail.
skroal 7
YDI for riding the subway when a beautiful topless girl walked into your car and sat directly in front of you. Then, the train stopped abruptly and you banged your head. The girl was gone and you realized it had all been a dream. Then you realized you were supposed to get off 17 stops ago.
Viatus 0
I'm ******* with ******* 37 ******* ydi. ****
oakhan34 0
OP definitely needs a totem like from inception
Spelit 0
29 - Number one is some fool putting up a picture from Google that's not even her. The picture is a photograph of a girl in the show Pretty Little Liars named Allison DiLaurentis.
TheOptimist 0
169 - Ohh, the irony.
TheOptimist 0
OP, just to **** with your head, I am going to hire a hooker to walk on the train the next time your on it. She will proceed to sit next to you and take off her shirt.
WhyTheFace4 0
what op didn't tell us is that he only missed his stop by seven but had to wait the other ten for his erection to go away.
meelmo 0
uhh guys #1 is Allison from Pretty Little Liars :)
foshobabe96 0
Number 1 posted a picture of someone on pretty little liars that's not really her.
EmOsQuAnDa 0
84- I love your picture!! 1- that's not even you. that's the actress from PPL. poser....
EmOsQuAnDa 0
sorry, I meant PLL
lildrummerboy47 0
epic. tht is all.
Sexymuah 0
@ #1 that's the first thing I said...wow..smh
Sexymuah 0
LoL @ 78
dancer821 3
wow nice picture 1 ur allison from pretty littlee liars...
Oanaj 0
hahaha nice one
pardonski 0
Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
DID YOU GAIS NO #1 IS A BIG FATT FONEY?!?! I NEED TO REPETE THAT SHE'S ON A TV SHOW AND NOT #1S REEL PIKK BECUZ I CANT REEDD!! In other words, #1 is a liar, although the jury's still out on whether she is, in fact, pretty and little.
paprikacha 9
Who the **** cares about #1's pic? It doesn't have to be a pic of the actual user -- if that's the case, then we've sure got an assload of dogs, birds, video game characters and inanimate objects active on this site.
abcdefghijKayla 0
this isn't The Shining. calm down
CobraKilla 0
You obviously have never had a GF if you think that your sex drive disappears when you get one. wtf everyone dreams and once in a while there will be naked chicks, its not like he dreamt of raping someone. even then its still just a dream calm down
mmayawn 0
I hope it was the rack off a lifetime
granpa_haribo 13
happens to me all the time
AndreaHaha 0
ha
RecklessJellyBea 7
I'm just gonna assume you were high on something..
FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0
i would assume that as well.
The_good_times 0
I doubt that he would've fallen asleep if he was high, you're too paranoid and anxious when you're high in public to be able to fall asleep.
RecklessJellyBea 7
Unless he took too much sleep aid medication...
Oanaj 0
that pic made me lol
ThemApples 0
lol ya I'm goin with 3 on that one
anorexicbarbie 8
He's lonely because has fantasies of beautiful women? Okay...
anorexicbarbie 8
he* Damn I'm trying to play Monday night combat and comment on fml at the same time...
Thats_Mclovin_2U 0
Owned lol
lydiia_fml 0
what a noob (=
NoWittyNames 0
Lol sounds like something that would happen to me[: YDI OP
soupey_fml 0
How does he deserve this?
SpaceMannn 0
I sure hope it wasn't a wet dream.