Today, I was in the shower when I realised that maybe I'm getting a little too fat. I was scrubbing the old belly when a dollar flew out onto the floor. I'm 23. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in the shower, a dime fell on my foot. The only place it could have come from? One of my fat rolls. FML
Today, I had just gotten out of the shower when I thought I had to fart, so I ripped it. instead, I shat all over myself and my floor. I'm 30. FML
Today, I decided to take a well-deserved shower. When I let my hair down, twenty six cents fell onto the floor. I have no idea how they got there. FML
Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML
Today, I realized how fat I really am. While going to the bathroom I leaned to the side to wipe my butt and heard a crack. Not knowing what it was, I continued to wipe. After I finished, I got up to see that I'd cracked the toilet seat in half. FML
Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
Today, I looked down while taking a piss and could only see my belly button. Wow, I’m fat now. FML
Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML
Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML
Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
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routerere 10
Rubbing your belly produces money and you're complaining?
RichardPencil 32
Plot twist: it was 100 pennies!
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Comments (17)
Autism92 5
On the bright side, money.
routerere 10
Rubbing your belly produces money and you're complaining?
raven_of_azarath 35
Looks like you might be the reincarnation of Buddha.
RichardPencil 32
Plot twist: it was 100 pennies!
articwolf2 17
eeh never new you were Canadian! haha btw love your comments :)
BurnInDemonFire 39
Yay! Your student loans just decreased by a whole buck! Good for you!
cbchawks 14
that once happened to me, but it was an entire ham sandwhich.
DragonMaiden7 15
I’m not sure what your age has to do with anything. As long as your healthy, being chubby or even a bit overweight isn’t bad. If your health starts declining, that’s when it becomes a problem however. Consult with your doctor, try to figure out a diet and exercise plan that works for you. If your health is okay, and you’re happy how you are, or you want to trim away some pounds, just do whatever makes you comfortable. Be the you that you want to be, but remember that you’ve always been beautiful no matter where you end up
real life problems 26
Chubby isnt even close to house a dollar in the fat.
tibtak 20
So you’re basically a stripper?
awildwhisper 30
Don't let too many people know or you'll start having people ask to rub your belly on the street.
602offroad 12
Your belly was tipping you for doing a good job.
fde2blknimout 18
Thieves never check the fat folds