Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontaneous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML
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CoriCat 25
I think consent was the issue. Ask her if she’s into it first, if she is, go for it! If not, maybe dirty talking might be more her style. Just ask :)
RichardPencil 32
How hard did you hit her? You should start off light and let them say, "Harder, sir."
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Comments (17)
CoriCat 25
I think consent was the issue. Ask her if she’s into it first, if she is, go for it! If not, maybe dirty talking might be more her style. Just ask :)
RichardPencil 32
How hard did you hit her? You should start off light and let them say, "Harder, sir."
TomeDr 25
Either you slapped her WAY too hard or she was so startled when you slapped her, her crying was instinctive. Either way, apologize to her and ask her what she would like during sex.
mfranks19891989 10
Spicing things up is ok but you and her should talk about what things can be done this way neither of you are doing something that your uncomfortable doing. As for you smacking her butt and her crying maybe you hit her harder then you meant to and she got hurt.
Vanessa Bryan 6
What makes you think you can strike a female with no prior consent? My ex did that. I call it assault.
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
Too hard? without consent? yep that's assault
Andrew Harris 5
You reminded her of her dad and uncles
Mungolikecandy 19
When you say spank, do you mean a hard hit? If so then that is something you really need to talk about before doing it.
tounces7 28
You either hit her way too damn hard, or you brought to memory something from her past.
E2dav 5
Spanking is really something you need to be sure your partner is into before doing. Consent is the key. Just apologise and ask her what she likes most in bed