Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontanous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontaneous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML
Today my girlfriend was on top during sex. I went to slap her butt, missed and nailed myself in the balls. We had to stop. She wouldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML
Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML
Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started crying at the peak of her orgasm, when I asked what was wrong, she replied. "I-I-I MISS HIM!" She was crying about her ex boyfriend. While I was inside her. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML
Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me to tie her up and spank her while fucking her and calling her a slut. But heaven forbid I later scream at her during an argument. She wailed and gave me the silent treatment, all because I raised my voice. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML
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patrickalamo 48
50 shades of tears...
MinecraftGeek 8
Ouch, well I hope you at least asked her if she's alright...
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Comments (214)
MexicanGinger 5
Don't slap so hard next time...?
devourerofbooks 10
Need a girl who can handle it. Sorry.
manikkab0o 7
shes pregnant.
davek 36
She's got daddy issues.
vampire53005 6
Always ask first before trying something new, cuz what u do could either break the relationship or make it better :D
kglo 7
Calm down Christian Grey
Dracoboxer357 36
173- MsKati, from the perspective of someone who doesn't mind "a little spice with his sugar", even I totally agree with you. It is about what you're comfortable with during intimacy and how it's received from your partner. I don't think you have baggage just because you don't want to be slapped, and you don't need to explain that or yourself to anyone else here. It's Your sex life, live it as You see fit. :) Cheers.
XxVulcanxX 0
wow thats bad you are a woman beater man lol
XxVulcanxX 0
hi ms kati! im new so when is this app gonna update? cuz you seem like a veteran of this
Sarita46 3
Hahaha what a baby