Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML
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Today, I tickled my girlfriend, and her first reflex was to swing her elbow back and break my nose. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML
Today, I was cuddling my new boyfriend, when he went in to kiss me for the first time. Sadly, I reflexively kneed him in the balls. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be amusing to sneak into my room and jump me in my bed. Too bad that when she jumped, one of her knees landed on my crotch. I haven't been able to walk properly since this morning. FML
Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML
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myname_fml 0
I hate it when my bf doesn't stop. I always end up elbowing him or kicking him. You deserve it for not listening.
allmidnighteyes 11
Girlfriend used knee! it's super effective! Enemy Gyarados fainted!
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Comments (165)
myname_fml 0
I hate it when my bf doesn't stop. I always end up elbowing him or kicking him. You deserve it for not listening.
SomeonePosting 0
I try not to hit people when I'm being tickled, but I swear. You pester someone and they tell you to stop, but you're surprised that they physically retaliate when you don't?
nonynony 0
When I do it, it's not like I feel the need to physically retaliate, it's that I CAN'T HELP IT. It's a reflexive action. No matter how many times I tell my boyfriend to stop, he doesn't. Do I feel bad when I accidentally kick him, then? No! I warned him.
DSappy 0
Hey, atleast she didn't fart. x
ZombieKnickers_fml 8
Exactly. I used to always kick my ex there if he didn't listen to me saying no.
fringle 0
WTF is with all these fmls about happy sacks. Maybe you're the son of the guy who "marched over and stopped a fight" and the guy who got his squished by a mirror. Notice I said they were both guys. *hand to chin*
fckaduck 0
Holy shit #54, calm the **** down.
meezer008 0
lol #58 i agree
jakedmagic 0
Never kick a guy in the balls, its the worst thing you can ever do. I mean, have you noticed how guys never hit each other in the balls? (unless they're ******* or in a life/death situation) Its because they know how much it hurts. I mean sure, hit him in the stomach but NEVER the "happy sack". Got that? Okay.
lov3dollbabygirl 0
thats because guys never know when a girl says no u better listen damn it!!!
Kronic_Kitten 0
After I read this I instantly thought about Family Guy when Lois hit Peter with a frying pan lol....but that doesn't mean that this post is fake it's just the result of poor listening skills
strawberryspacejam 11
I saw that episode Peter was all like" Ahhhhhh....fffffff.....ahhhhhh......ffffff...ahhhhh...ffff. Lois could you do that again I feel smarter." Lol
RoryStorm239 0
they'd be sad sacks after :/
B4SK3TB4IL 0
I agree 100, if bitches only knew
Leah_Adelle 0
listen to people when they tell you to stop! I peed on a guy when I was like 2 cause he wouldn't stop tickling me
sulitak 27
no #100... I notice a lot of my guy friends yelling "cup check" or "sac tap" to each other then wham... right in the nuts. The real thing you don't do: keep doing something to someone after they say stop
cryssycakesx3 23
i feel like its borderline abuse by way of dismissing her requests to stop and completely disrespecting her personal boundaries, and then quite literally causing her physical and emotional distress.
allmidnighteyes 11
Girlfriend used knee! it's super effective! Enemy Gyarados fainted!
allmidnighteyes 11
teehee, you know it, Mercy. :] I still say YDI for ripping off another FML by using "Happy Sacks" though. He needs to come up with another name for it, like Syphilis Worm, or Herpes Dragon.
skatagurl 0
ARE YOU A NINJJAAA??
XOfiestypixie 0
I don't know about Mercy, but I'm a ninja. =)
egaonogenki 0
In the words of my youngest sister: (laughless) "STOP TICKLING MY FEET!!!" DO you need to say it extra fast? Text it: "STP TKLNG MY FT!"
DrunkenValor 0
"Shite sandbags"
peete182 0
win
jchansfan 0
LOL @ "The Happy Sacks"! :P
Geist_fml 0
Stop means stop in english.
mongorian 0
They're not so happy anymore.
arielhoee 9
I probably would've knee'd you more than once, be happy it wasn't me. [:
Natty23 0
want ma numba? il give ya it beautiful! if ya got a Facebook add me " Domino's Yousif" il be wearing black glasses, if ya don't have one, then make one! il give ya ma numba from there! and tell me your from FML
smiller0789 3
I definitely did that to my ex boyfriend a couple times by accident.
surfin4jc 0
dang im sorry brah!!!! most girls ive tickled go crazy but i don't go ott with it....
DJFender 0
who even says "happy sacks" anyways...
iwadasn 33
Plenty of people on this site apparently.
dakorok 6
I agree, every time "happy sacks" is used, it gets an automatic YDI, because they must be complete tools.
Jotham 0
Well what can we say, she said stop.