Today, my girlfriend asked me to tie her up and spank her while fucking her and calling her a slut. But heaven forbid I later scream at her during an argument. She wailed and gave me the silent treatment, all because I raised my voice. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was arguing with my husband and he screamed at me to the point of tears. He asked, “Why are you crying? Last night we had rough sex where I spanked you, threw you around in bed, called you names, and you enjoyed that shit.” FML
Today, my girlfriend snapped at me for being lazy and incompetent, and declared that if I was going to behave like a child, she would be treating me like one. This includes safety-proofing the house, talking to me like a 3-year-old and slapping me with a wooden spoon when I do something wrong. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me I don't make enough noise during sex. Then when we had sex again, I made the noises she wanted. She then broke up with me because, apparently, when I came, I screamed like a girl. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML
Today, my girlfriend screamed that I was a "filthy, sex-crazed pig-man" because I grabbed her ass. We were in her house, alone, and she was in the middle of giving me a long, deep kiss after I'd gotten off work. FML
Today, I was getting freaky with my boyfriend and told him to spank me. In a seductive voice, he told me not to tell him what to do. Continuing, I asked him how he was going to punish me, to which he then replied, "I'm going to punch you straight in the face." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontaneous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML
Today, my girlfriend is giving me the silent treatment and is making me sleep on the couch, all because I said I loved my best female friend. I meant loved like family. She still won’t hear me out. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontanous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML
Today, I asked my wife for a kiss. She snarled, "I'm your WIFE, just fucking kiss me! You don't have to ask!" Later, I went in for a kiss and she slapped me, then yelled that it was my fault for "getting in her face." FML
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Top comments
BurnInDemonFire 39
Why would you expect her to be the same in bed and out of it? Many people engage in dirty talk during sex - it adds to the thrill. Maintaining that in the rest of your day-to-day is asking for trouble.
TomeDr 25
You’re confusing roll play (pretend) with real life. Screaming at someone during an argument shows a lack of self control and respect.
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copalolita 16
Give that bitch a lipstick so she can draw all over her forehead since she can’t seem to make up her mind over what she wants.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Why would you expect her to be the same in bed and out of it? Many people engage in dirty talk during sex - it adds to the thrill. Maintaining that in the rest of your day-to-day is asking for trouble.
TomeDr 25
You’re confusing roll play (pretend) with real life. Screaming at someone during an argument shows a lack of self control and respect.
Vexillum 5
The rough sexual treatment was consensual and a mutual agreement made within a controlled setting. She was not giving you permission to perform similar behavior outside of that context. If you consensually box with your girlfriend inside a boxing ring, that doesn't mean you have free reign to punch her during an argument in the living room later.