Today, I walked in on my roommate with her ass cheeks spread wide, and her friend ripping a strip of wax off of her while wearing a headlamp flashlight to see if she "got it all". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, I walked into my dorm room, only to witness my roommate shaving her vag over my trashcan. FML
Today, I caught my roommate trying to use my flashlight as a dildo. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex in my bed, because apparently hers is "for sleeping only". FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate trying to smoke a Mars bar. FML
Today, I walked in on my drunk roommate grinding up stale marshmallows and attempting to snort them. FML
Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
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Top comments
katie1243 16
That's a true friend
Emma1562 35
That is the weirdest thing I've ever heard of, I feel bad for you OP.
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Comments (158)
___abigail___ 3
Is it bad that I laughed? lol that's some true friendship ?
MdMan2 23
Well that's unexpected.
anniepotatoes 12
Haha this is so funny I can't stop laughing???
sugarbaby9908 20
That could be kinda kinky...but sorry OP!
gosh_mate 30
I think this is hilarious! Try working at a summer camp and you'll witness some even weirder scenarios.
SydLovesLacey 18
The first part of the sentence I was thinking "how is this an fml?" Haha.
PrestonWolf 13
I hope I have friends like that someday.
8313girl 28
You guys are missing the point of this post. They just don't make true loyal friends like that these days.
captainsmegma 12
That is true and dedicated friend.
iheartstupid 4
The headlamp just makes this amazing.