holyshart
United States
Today, I walked in on my roommate trying to smoke a Mars bar. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
KindaLooksLikeCocaine
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Today, I walked in on my drunk roommate grinding up stale marshmallows and attempting to snort them. FML
funnymanjoe
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Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML
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Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
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Today, my roommate broke into my spice cabinet so he could get high off of my nutmeg. FML
scotto
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Today, I kissed my girlfriend and she tasted like a cigarette. I don't smoke. She doesn't smoke. My roommate does. FML
meh beard
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Bowmanville, Canada
I'm awake
Today, my roommate thought it was a good idea to set my beard on fire to wake me up. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
You hypocrite
Today, my mother lectured me about going to the bar too often. She did this while rolling a joint. FML
mario
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Today, my roommate ran out of filter tips so he cut up my chemistry note cards for his joints. FML
Andy
United Kingdom
Stealth
Today, I was having a smoke out on the balcony of my apartment. When I was walking back into the house, I walked straight into the large glass sliding door, loudly whacking it with my forehead, subsequently waking up my 2 other flatmates at 2.30am. FML
wah wah "you raised him"
San Francisco, United States
Today, I walked in on my son holding a lighter to the end of a pen and sniffing the fumes. Apparently he thought it would get him high. FML
Top comments
garebear13 4
They're outta this world! Okay...I'm done...
Aug1508 9
I guess your room mate was trying to get sugar high. I don't think they understand that concept lol.
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Comments (161)
garebear13 4
They're outta this world! Okay...I'm done...
reallytho3 11
Stop while you're ahead plz and thank you...
Abdul888 16
What he fantasizing something while smoking them?
MrSassypants 34
#10 Well #1 did say they were done... Well never mind. #14 please continue. *Gets popcorn*
garebear13 4
#10-Spell complete words please and thank you
LAMKWHIM 11
Who knows? In 1,000 years we could all be sitting on Mars smoking Earth bars.
Abdul888 16
What = was
Rommel1942 9
Well, he's trying new alternatives...
nerobluerose 10
I'm just wondering, was he really trying to smoke it or trying to melt the chocolate and lick it off? If he was trying to smoke it, did it turn his teeth brown?
OriginalimoaN 15
I'm just wondering how that's an fYl op...
tennisrapper1 14
1 - it's about time you're done Mr. West!
gojira666 7
17 just blew my mind
anythingmustbe 18
Yeah better than weed
kirsty777 3
Your roommate seems odd...
kayla_ann0o 9
Yeah but at least he didn't come after him trying to eat him like a zombie.
ladyLALAA 29
Yeah what a weirdo, I've heard of making an apple into a bong but wtf!
Danny0522 8
Pretty sure he was already high...
Il_Maestro 6
He's not odd. I lived that life for a while too. What he needs is support and love right now as he struggles to overcome his addiction. Mars is not your god, OP's roommate! You have the power to stop smoking candy bars!
mars13_fml 8
Just a little odd lol! I wonder if the roommate was already stoned or on something.
VoteForTaco 8
Put it in your pipe and smoke it.
kayla_ann0o 9
Why thank you, theres a first for everything.
BunchieRules 31
Who knows what he was doing before OP found him... taking the blue M&M? Injecting chocolate syrup into his bloodstream? Snorting piles of sugar? Smoking sugar canes? Okay, I'm done.
JiggaJayZ 16
Mars bars are out of this woorrrllldddd duuuddeee
JiggaJayZ 16
Damn someone got to it before me :(
cBlackout 13
It was a shitty joke the first time, too.
JiggaJayZ 16
I appreciate the gesture 48
Swedude 5
Wow. This is truly a life-ruining experience. FYL.
Aug1508 9
I guess your room mate was trying to get sugar high. I don't think they understand that concept lol.
bluekid7 5
That's some next level shit
chowE_fml 4
Chocolate wasteddd!!
xleanne_aLly 23
Nah, he was probably already high and just wondering if he COULD smoke a chocolate bar. My sister tried to do the same thing with a snickers yesterday. All bakeddd and shit.
NothernNightmare 18
Your roommate wants to get high as the planet! ;)
andrew87804 4
No just no
Thisismypchere 8
that's quite odd
eatthemcows 4
That's.... Genius!
jtthegr8 26
It is genius, i fail to see the FML here though, i mean he could have eaten it when his roommate realized it wasn't going to work
Puzzles 2
sooo... was it working? no, but seriously... that's a weird thing to walk in on.
SkoomaKi 28
Oh, there are worse things to walk in. This site will show you almost all of them. (Congrats on first comment my good lady!)
Puzzles 2
Ah I know I know, this site never fails to fascinate me :) And thank you very much, good sir.
bmkc4 1
Must have already smoked something else first...
olpally 33
Yep, the roommate has the munchies now...