Today, I walked in on my roommate with her ass cheeks spread wide, and her friend ripping a strip of wax off of her while wearing a headlamp flashlight to see if she "got it all". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, I walked into my dorm room, only to witness my roommate shaving her vag over my trashcan. FML
Today, I caught my roommate trying to use my flashlight as a dildo. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex in my bed, because apparently hers is "for sleeping only". FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate trying to smoke a Mars bar. FML
Today, I walked in on my drunk roommate grinding up stale marshmallows and attempting to snort them. FML
Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
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Top comments
katie1243 16
That's a true friend
Emma1562 35
That is the weirdest thing I've ever heard of, I feel bad for you OP.
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Comments (158)
fakedsincerity 32
Cheaper than going to the spa for a bikini wax. That's some next level friendship. They REALLY should lock the door first though or be 1000% sure no one will walk in on it. Wow.
khoov19 20
maybe they wanted the company or sad to say but maybe they needed help
Gaernem 17
Even if i had a hairy butt crack, i still wouldn't spread my cheeks in front of my bestfriend, let alone let them wax there! But hey, to each their own. At least she knows her butt will look good from that perspective. FYL, and F their L. Awkward to explain.
khoov19 20
so ur a dude and you dont know if you have a hairy butt crack. ...lol
MzZombicidal 36
I'm not sure how his gender even matters when it comes to knowing your body?
Arwen_Evenstar 37
But men having body hair is socially acceptable. Far less so for women, generally. Perhaps she doesn't want a boyfriend/girlfriend being put off by her hairiness.
katie1243 16
That's a true friend
Szaszaspasz 26
I thought I was a good friend because I help people move.
Bragi 12
@45 - Furniture? Meh; real friends help you move bodies.
DerpingtonHerp 14
That's honestly the oddest thing I've heard in ages
Unes 10
U can't unsee that sorry
wakemeupplease 21
Lmao that's the definition of awkward... I mean awkward on so many levels
Krwman 8
This justifies living alone.
ilpazzo_fml 10
Pix or it didn't happen
joeyl1990 28
Dont be that guy
Drnknmonkey08 12
that just goes to show you how close girls are to their best friends! I hope it wasn't in the living room
amanibiarritz 6
True friendship