Arizonagirl
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex in my bed, because apparently hers is "for sleeping only". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
sleepwalker
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Twisted
Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room, layed on her bed, and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He's now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML
Leo Scofield
🌶️ Spicy
It's not the size that counts
Today, I came home to find out my roommate had sex in my bed, because he didn't want his date to know he has a smaller bed. FML
skipper
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Frustrated
Today, I listened to my roommate having sex from 3 a.m. until 6 a.m. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML
anonymous
Noblesville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML
GoldenTornado11
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
MiraR
🌶️ Spicy
Don't knock it until you try it
Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex. With my stuffed turtle. On my bed. FML
awkward O_o
Saint Paul, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my roommate has a masturbation problem; the problem is that he does it in my bed. FML
yourstruly
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML
JN5SLK
Salt Lake City, United States 🌶️ Spicy
WTF roomie?
Today, I walked into my dorm room, only to witness my roommate shaving her vag over my trashcan. FML
FreakinthePink
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked into my room to find my roommate's boyfriend trying on one of my pink, lacy bras. My roommate then yelled at me for coming home early. FML
Top comments
socialproduct 19
Pee in her bed and say the bathroom is "reserved for pooping only"
Sia_Will 13
Put needles or something like that under your sheets every time you leave.
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Comments (28)
RpiesSPIES 27
Better than the kitchen table..? Might wanna change the sheets and invest in a pad lock to your door.
T1A2Z3 35
She's a ROOMmate a lock would most certainly get OP in trouble. You can't lock people out of their own rooms.
Sia_Will 13
Put needles or something like that under your sheets every time you leave.
ajk168 22
If OP's anything like me then I hope they have good medical insurance
devinaww 15
Jump in and demand a threesome as rent for your bed
socialproduct 19
Pee in her bed and say the bathroom is "reserved for pooping only"
Tamandua 19
Poop on her bed and tell her the toilet is reserved for sleeping. Wait, no... I'm sure you can figure out something more clever than that.
nicolai44 12
...Like maybe that you don't want to stink up the bathroom when you have to shower in there...
dietcoke09 25
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Wear her underwear and take pictures.
RichardPencil 32
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Have anal sex on her bed saying your asshole is "reserved for pooping only." It makes no sense, but the revenge is delightful.
Dave_Davington 34
Take pictures of her doing the deed, then threaten to put them on the internet if she doesn't clean your sheets and buy you a lock for your bedroom door.
Moskaaa7 26
She's her roommate. Buying a lock for THEIR room doesn't make any sense.
yerawizardlizzy 27
What the ****?! No, don't do that! That is NOT okay!
Dave_Davington 34
"Roommate" doesn't mean they literally sleep in the same room (well, it can, but usually it doesn't), just that they live in the same house/apartment. Most people who have roommates do indeed have their own bedroom.
T1A2Z3 35
I really don't think this one does though. People say flatmate or housemate if they don't share a room.
Witchylady 18
Clip your toenails on her bed and do a whole bunch of gross stuff that she won't like. That will teach her to use your bed for her sexual activities
MummyRavyne 14
I'd grab a guy friend, take a couple of pics together in her bed and send them to her saying you don't know why she's being so silly, that her bed is amazingly comfortable for sex and you'll be using her bed from now on.