Anonymous 4 June 2015, 07:06 Corning, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Check this out

Today, I walked in on my roommate with her ass cheeks spread wide, and her friend ripping a strip of wax off of her while wearing a headlamp flashlight to see if she "got it all". FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

Same thing different taste

blahblah493 26 May 2011, 04:15 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML

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curlyisnogood 10 January 2011, 00:19

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

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JN5SLK 8 November 2013, 22:29 Salt Lake City, United States 🌶️ Spicy

WTF roomie?

Today, I walked into my dorm room, only to witness my roommate shaving her vag over my trashcan. FML

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Anonymous 20 September 2013, 21:04 Carpentersville, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I caught my roommate trying to use my flashlight as a dildo. FML

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Anonymous 25 September 2013, 21:33 United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML

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Arizonagirl 6 November 2016, 07:31 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex in my bed, because apparently hers is "for sleeping only". FML

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holyshart 5 June 2012, 09:03 United States

Today, I walked in on my roommate trying to smoke a Mars bar. FML

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KindaLooksLikeCocaine 23 September 2015, 23:56 San Francisco, United States

Today, I walked in on my drunk roommate grinding up stale marshmallows and attempting to snort them. FML

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Ugggggggggg 6 November 2012, 05:11 Lynnwood, United States

Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML

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HadToApologize 3 November 2009, 05:20 United States

Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML