Today, I walked into the bathroom only to see my boyfriend sitting on the floor eating ice cream, crying. I'd say I was shocked, but this isn't the first time it's happened. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, on a first date with a guy, I spilled ice cream all over my pants. He bought me some more, and as I was thanking him, he said, "You've never had a guy treat you right, have you?" I said no and started crying. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went out for ice cream. We somehow started talking about which of our relatives had died. Right when she was talking about how her grandfather had died, I started laughing. She had gotten ice cream all over her face. She broke up with me. FML
Today, I was in my local supermarket's frozen aisle and I started doing a little dance of joy because my favorite ice cream was on sale. I turned around to see my ex and his new girlfriend watching me. FML
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
Today, I walked into my upstairs bathroom to find my mom's new boyfriend eating soup, naked on the toilet. In shock, I stepped back and fell down a flight of stairs, backwards, and hit my head on wall, leaving a dent in it. FML
Today, my boyfriend got so baked, he thought I was in the washing machine. I came downstairs to find him sitting in a puddle of soaking wet clothes, crying about where I was. FML
Today, I was sitting on the toilet with a really bad and noisy stomach upset. Then I hear a knock on the bathroom door. My boyfriend had decided to make a surprise visit. FML
Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML
Today, I saw the guy I've been seeing passing by my dorm. I called out to him, but he covered his ears and crossed the street. Well, at least I have ice cream in my fridge. FML
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interesting33 37
Oh my gosh! Is he okay? Clearly not but find out what is wrong.
ManInTheMachine 20
Women usually like a man that's more in touch with his emotional side. An emotional wreck, however, is most likely a turn-off.
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interesting33 37
Oh my gosh! Is he okay? Clearly not but find out what is wrong.
billyz77 24
Sure. He's fine. He always eats his ice cream and cries next to the toilet when he's dieting. That way he doesn't have far to go to purge.
XxDevilxXGt 26
Relieves emotional stress, has a treat, saves energy, and loses weight all at the same time. This man is a genius, leave him alone!
cajekraze 7
The male period is a real thing. It's a hormonal cycle that can cause almost bipolar effects
hockeychick27 5
^seriously?
robocock19 2
Of course he's not okay he's obviously suffer from Bitchassntitis
a1f0sff 25
It almost sounds like you broke up with him... but since that isn't the case, ask him what's wrong.
FastidiousPear 6
There's only vanilla left... *sniff
ManInTheMachine 20
Women usually like a man that's more in touch with his emotional side. An emotional wreck, however, is most likely a turn-off.
then000bster 16
Op never said that they were female... It is not always safe to assume.
Werken247 14
@72 It's not always safe to cross the street either, but we do it anyways.
LolPieRofl 11
Oh my god Haylor is over! *Cries and eats ice cream on bathroom floor*.
ChaoticBacon 6
Have you tried helping him or asking him what's wrong?
buckdharma 38
The 5 second rule just doesn't apply if you drop an ice cream cone in the toilet.
HowieDoIt 21
He probably just heard nickelback on the radio, I do the same thing!
rivaraven 35
What's wrong with hearing them..?
Catkam623 27
They suck and make you feel bad
GoodLookingGeese 10
I like nickelback, nothing wrong with them.
ColdplaySucks 18
Better than Coldplay; at least their songs are original.
Enslaved 38
Admit it, you've all secretly sung "Rock Star" in your car-- when you think no one is around.
grtfuldeadlovr 27
People who like nickleback should be put down, I decided.
Baybiiie 11
#90 that's a matter of opinion. Enough said :)
klovemachine 24
No, 90, just no :-P
YinYangDragon 10
So you're posting it here instead of helping him? Such a terrible Girlfriend....
joshiepo0 18
She probably tried to help him but since this is a reoccurring thing she turned to FML.
Werken247 14
@6 You think all of this is happening in real time? Such a terrible FML'er...
pipinya 8
6 - she can't do both??
rattusrattus 19
Oh god, what is wrong with him? Eating ice cream in the bathroom is gross. Tell him to take it to the front room or something. And, y'know, console him.
jigglypuff34 16
Vanilla or Chocolate?
a1f0sff 25
Why not lemon or raspberry?
TurquoiseJesus 15
Because lemon and raspberry suck.
a1f0sff 25
Ok, fine. Coffee? Even strawberry is better than vanilla.
PenguinBitch 44
Why not both? *cheers and joys*
Enslaved 38
Vanilla with chocolate chips? (though I prefer gummy bears)
theunlovedemo 10
Vanilla is amazing! Ben and Jerry's especially!
crazytwinsmom 25
Chocolate's the best for emotional distress.
LolPieRofl 11
Guys guys, everyone can agree that mint is just plain ****** up!
besosforme 26
Mint chip is ******* delicious.
TurquoiseJesus 15
If you eat, and enjoy, mint icecream, then you are, objectively, a bad person.
panda_lou 11
Cookie dough is crack in a bowl.
Lant 6
Hes in touch with his sensitive side
vanessa09865 23
i think he wants a sensitive side touched, if you know what i mean ;)
zoreom 16
I think he can't handle that
kzai 16
Well someone's got to wear the pants in that relationship.
jmcgee17 20
Chuck Norris just might shed a tear.
billyz77 24
Blaspheme!! Chuck NEVER cries!!
tomhofer 14
Chuck Norris is so tough he has a third fist instead of a chin