Today, I walked in on my roommate with her ass cheeks spread wide, and her friend ripping a strip of wax off of her while wearing a headlamp flashlight to see if she "got it all". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, I walked into my dorm room, only to witness my roommate shaving her vag over my trashcan. FML
Today, I caught my roommate trying to use my flashlight as a dildo. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex in my bed, because apparently hers is "for sleeping only". FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate trying to smoke a Mars bar. FML
Today, I walked in on my drunk roommate grinding up stale marshmallows and attempting to snort them. FML
Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
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Top comments
katie1243 16
That's a true friend
Emma1562 35
That is the weirdest thing I've ever heard of, I feel bad for you OP.
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Comments (158)
the_rad_brad47 18
I'm the first comment and I agree got life sucks
PancakeSlap 23
If only there was a button for that.
Emma1562 35
That is the weirdest thing I've ever heard of, I feel bad for you OP.
mds9986 24
It was a hairy situation to be in.
Lorenzo1102 21
Overused pun. Nice try though
mds9986 24
That's why I used it.
Rinat_fml 26
Actually it's not that weird. Me and my girls do it all the time! (Minus the headlamp)
devildog562 33
The things people do to look good down there . I don't think I'd be cool with my of my boys clipping my balls or ass though.
tormcn 26
Yeah.. what is with the headlamp?
Polynomial 28
1, really? It's called a waxie moon, happens about once a month.
IDerive 12
All the time? How fast does your hair grow down there? It might be time for some laser hair removal... You have my sympathy.
IDerive 12
In reply to #38
greekk 21
I've heard a lot weirder stuff on fml alone.
bgodbold 7
How the hell were u trying to be funny?
Sangue0608 26
I wouldn't say it's the weirdest thing but it's pretty up there.
lukian_fml 29
That's a novel use for caving light.
quickit 24
Taking the word friendship to a whole new level.
Patriots21 14
Spelunking at its fine at, exploring the mythical Anal Cave.
darkstarrising 18
That is straight up gross. FYL for having walked in on that horrid scene.
slingerslasher 24
When I first read this FML I thought it said "I walked in on my roommate ripping her ass cheeks" which is also quite unappealing
EatUrGreens 20
You people need to make your mind up lmao one day you guys think it's disgusting to have pubic hair, the next it's gross to be waxing it off..
Arwen_Evenstar 37
But being seen as a woman to have any body hair on the buttocks, abdomen etc. is often considered gross too. Many of us are between a rock and a hard place. Hirsutism is awful.
footballer96 11
Uh I think they meant hair around the butthole and not all guys are bothered by hair on women that they usually shave off
AU_Lovebird 17
Disturbing.... They should lock the door!
kbecks87 16
Or OP should knock.
tournamentdecide 33
There is the possibility that this might have taken place in the living room. yall never know.
ShannonBitt 29
They could also share a bedroom if it's a dorm room or a house with several people living in it.
daddysgirl243 21
some places don't have any doors, and the rooms are all connected through small walkways
DemHaxBro 20
This will do, rips off wax Nah but that really sucks, maybe knock next time?
danthehuman 29
Wow, why would anyone actually do that? Sorry OP.
ColonelCusswords 24
Clearing a landing strip
devildog562 33
To some people that's a no fly zone though ...
khoov19 20
everywhere is an airport or landing strip....there are no real no fly zones
triplebeerox 27
So she was doing that in a communal area? If so, fyl; I wouldn't want to walk into that. If you barged into her room without knocking, you deserve it.
ColonelCusswords 24
You could use some eye bleach. I need some mind bleach...
A_Net_70 7
LMAO cause I did my bf ass yesterday
DFMLharsh 20
You laughed your ass off because you did your 'bf ass yesterday'?! Wut?!
Grayness_ 26
@11 , #RelationshipGoals, because I'm hairy too. lol
MissBehavin77 18
Why?
dont_touch_my_ca 8
you do what you gotta do. props.