Today, I walked in on my roommate with her ass cheeks spread wide, and her friend ripping a strip of wax off of her while wearing a headlamp flashlight to see if she "got it all". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, I walked into my dorm room, only to witness my roommate shaving her vag over my trashcan. FML
Today, I caught my roommate trying to use my flashlight as a dildo. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex in my bed, because apparently hers is "for sleeping only". FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate trying to smoke a Mars bar. FML
Today, I walked in on my drunk roommate grinding up stale marshmallows and attempting to snort them. FML
Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
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Top comments
katie1243 16
That's a true friend
Emma1562 35
That is the weirdest thing I've ever heard of, I feel bad for you OP.
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ahippienamedrae 10
I saw the first line and assumed this was going in an entirely different direction
more4me 27
Every time I log into FML, I wonder if I've seen it all... Nope, guess not ! if nothing else, OP, you get points for the most unusual story today! Now go and bleach your eyes ! ;)
jberg583 12
Here is the friends FML Today, my friend asked me if I could help wax a few "problem areas". Turns out her problem area was was here butt crack and it looked like chew baca from Star Wars got stuck down there. I am such a good friend I couldn't say no. FML
laden_swallow09 35
Pics or it didn't happen.
abNormal62 23
Spelunking is now an indoor sport?
akai4986 16
disgusting, how can you live after this !
samanthahaha 9
Omg you guys are being so dramatic.
Renee4Echelon 15
desperate times call for desperate measures. Thumbs up to OP's friend for creativity
mistertbawk420 10
Whatever floats your boat
igg125 30
This is why girls go to the bathroom together