Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close it because I'd seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML
Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close the door as I've seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, I went to take a shower, but forgot my towel and dorm key in my room. After my shower, I had to run down to the front desk butt-naked, using only a shampoo bottle as cover, and ask for a temporary key. The person running the front desk was my ex-girlfriend’s current boyfriend. FML
Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, my roommate came home and began changing clothes in the same room that my boyfriend and I were in. I quickly got annoyed and angry and when I began questioning her about it she just laughed while saying, "Oh relax, it's not like he's never seen me naked before." FML
Today, I was getting changed in front of my roommate of two years. Feeling comfortable, I took off all my clothes and started putting new clothes on. I asked why she wasn't taking her eyes off my naked body. She said, "I'm loving the view. Didn't you know I'm a lesbian?" FML
Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML
Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML
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shakenbake93 0
Oh man. I got to see a naked chick. FML.
mitch707 0
Oh no did she see your nipples? How will you ever recover...
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Comments (43)
shakenbake93 0
Oh man. I got to see a naked chick. FML.
bridgette5866 0
The chick wasn't naked, OP was. The girl was doing her hair. Why is this so hard to understand?
shakenbake93 0
oh. just got what it was saying. but still you were only half naked. how is this an fml?
cherry26272627 6
Op is a girl.
Savvysass 0
wow, I feel so bad for you. that must have really scarred your soul, I suggest counselling for douchebaggery you douchebag.
mitch707 0
Oh no did she see your nipples? How will you ever recover...
aperfectxdeath 3
How will SHE ever recover***
Jiplo 18
"You" is unisex... No gender is applied to "you".
Mortanious 0
How is this an FML? I put down YDI but seriously there should be a third option for posts likes this; something like "you're a f***ing idiot".
Crazyemt5150 0
Today, I I realized that I have a ****** and it's bleeding. FML dude your an idiot.
mind_geek 15
OWNED
TheTrainKid 20
you're*
stupiddumbblonde 0
lmao
perdix 31
It's good to know that if you go over to your girlfriend's apartment, and she's not there, there's a pretty good look-alike who can sub in in a pinch. When your rubbing Velcro, does it really matter whose face is way over there? Or who is operating the strap-on?
Lonely_Lez 0
Objectively, I should be offended, but I'm very, very amused. :)
perdix 31
Oh, Lonely_Lez, you know I love you. I just chose to wear the ********/jackass hat for this one. ;)
misspeg 0
win!
mrzero 0
so buy one and get the second one for free