Today, I walked in on my roommate with her ass cheeks spread wide, and her friend ripping a strip of wax off of her while wearing a headlamp flashlight to see if she "got it all". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, I walked into my dorm room, only to witness my roommate shaving her vag over my trashcan. FML
Today, I caught my roommate trying to use my flashlight as a dildo. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex in my bed, because apparently hers is "for sleeping only". FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate trying to smoke a Mars bar. FML
Today, I walked in on my drunk roommate grinding up stale marshmallows and attempting to snort them. FML
Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
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Top comments
katie1243 16
That's a true friend
Emma1562 35
That is the weirdest thing I've ever heard of, I feel bad for you OP.
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Comments (158)
cj89898 24
#JustGirlyThings
lyn87 7
Lmao
thatsme293 28
Sounds like the beginning to some amateur ****.
Joceyvdv 9
Lmfao ? ? ?
jcfrisco 13
ima need pictures of this for educational purposes ?
Matheo_fml 21
There goes my imagination of pijama parties and long pillow fights...
joshi42 16
Let's hope this miner won't end up like Chilean ones.
CandyApple88 13
YDI for walking in on it. Girl's don't wave a wand and magically become hairless down there.
EarlFug 19
Bless you ladies who go to such heroic lengths. It is appreciated, and hopefully rewarded.
BagelTheOtaku 25
doesn't sound that weird to me