curlyisnogood
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
deardaughter
Australia
Eye bleach
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Anonymous
Ruse, Slovenia
Today, on his way out of our apartment, my roommate's friend reached over and grabbed a handful of my popcorn. I was only mildly annoyed, until a little later, when I pulled out from between my teeth what could only have been a pubic hair. FML
Eddie
Sharing is caring
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
anon
Birmingham, United Kingdom
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
holyshart
United States
Today, I walked in on my roommate trying to smoke a Mars bar. FML
Anonymous
You just don't understand art
Today, I walked in on my roommate with his pants down at his ankles, taking a picture of his poop. This would've been less disgusting if we'd been in the bathroom, not the kitchen. FML
HadToApologize
United States
Creeped out
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
not as scarred as he should be
Cambridge, Canada
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
anon
Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML
burnmyeyes
Richmond, United States
Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML
Top comments
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
Ouch, that must be a hairy situation there trying to explain to your roommate. I recommend that you don't curl up into a ball and be scarred for life from this image burned in your memory, but you gotta be straight and tell him sorry that you walked in. Afro this might be remembered forever, you should try and comb this out from your memory. Ugh, I can't think of anything great at this late of night.
CareFace 16
That's awesome!
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Comments (147)
CareFace 16
That's awesome!
InnocentLies 0
No that's gross and dangerous.
milakitty21 0
classy dude ;)
The_Dude_Abides_ 0
learn how to knock?
Panthersfan2834 3
who's there?
popsvb01 9
Two #1's and #2's?
SirHobnobs 0
'I whip my pubes back and forth...'
Timmo_fml 2
Definitely trying to make his dick look like Simon Cowell!
humzizzl3 0
hahahah 70
UrTheWorstCharac 0
70 - Quality work.
showjumpr123 0
hahah win
ThoraxeTheImpale_fml 0
lmao at the op's name
xGUMMYBEARSx 0
loolll, 70. DAMMIT I keep singing it that way now hahaha
skarlly 10
win!
ChemosBurning 0
XD LOL That sucks >.<
PartyPoison_fml 0
sucks, man
spazticechidna 2
What if they slipped? o.0
alicianoar 7
Then he would have singed his balls. Duh.
Phustercluck 11
I doubt he was flat ironing his ball hair, there really isn't enough of it.
ShadyFTW1 0
You would know how much ballhair the roomaye has, how?
Phustercluck 11
I don't, I was going by how much I personally have.I assumed that he had an amount similar to myself. What kind of asshole asks such a sarcastic question?
TheZarola 10
I agree, 28. He must have pretty long pubes if he can actually straighten them.
Zebidee 9
Maybe this originally read 'flat-ironing his trophy collection of pubic hair'?
schwancy 2
With your straitener?
thelastavailable 13
No, with their straightener.
sweetcheeksjvl 0
wth are on all the posts,do you know how to spell? lol
I_R_Genius 3
33, What the **** did you just day? I can't understand all that, please don't do that again. I want to keep my eyeballs till atleast I die.
I_R_Genius 3
Say* ******* auto correct.
ItsmeRJ_ 0
Lol at all the Grammar Nazis
UrNotFunny 0
Lol at you lol-ing at all the grammar Nazis.
talktomandybaby 8
Grammar Nazis......you made my day Poster 66(: thank youu:D
Pshh_Yeah 4
What the hell? Gonna burn himself!
iliketurdles 7
Pshh yeahh...
jebby011 0
pshh totally
Person000 0
pshh definitely
beatlesfreak 0
Pshh of course
FYLorYDIohno 12
Pshh forreal
wordnerd42 0
C-C-C-Combo Breaker! Pssh.
cguinn17 9
nooooooo
MadPercussion 0
DAMNIT! I wanted to be the combo breaker. My life is not yet complete!!!
cupcake10101 0
psh of course
PrinceFroggy 0
lol at these replies
Creamysweeps 5
pshh sike
sdroze1389 31
pssh real talk. hopefully this will never end
Alexxcunningham 0
dude. I mean, seriously? why would you let it get that long?
lili555_fml 0
Lmao!
Penguinman909 7
So that he can plat it into his beard/goatee and make a Human Hair Harp...
TibbysMusic 1
Yumm ;)
kristamarie74 0
this guy.
Dr_Jalepenos 0
I know right
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
Ouch, that must be a hairy situation there trying to explain to your roommate. I recommend that you don't curl up into a ball and be scarred for life from this image burned in your memory, but you gotta be straight and tell him sorry that you walked in. Afro this might be remembered forever, you should try and comb this out from your memory. Ugh, I can't think of anything great at this late of night.
unidentified_sta 5
When you can't, it is best to let it go rather than a fledgling effort.
TerrorDollie 0
Attempt: Failed.
FMLforALL 0
I dunno. That was pretty punny!
KateWesley44 0
thats so clever!(:
Plutous 0
haha...is he scene?
teffysayshi 8
It's long enough?
jess6blondie9 3
Obviously, he was straightening them.
denisek09 0
lol that was my first thought