Today, I walked in on my roommate with her ass cheeks spread wide, and her friend ripping a strip of wax off of her while wearing a headlamp flashlight to see if she "got it all". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, I walked into my dorm room, only to witness my roommate shaving her vag over my trashcan. FML
Today, I caught my roommate trying to use my flashlight as a dildo. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex in my bed, because apparently hers is "for sleeping only". FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate trying to smoke a Mars bar. FML
Today, I walked in on my drunk roommate grinding up stale marshmallows and attempting to snort them. FML
Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
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Top comments
katie1243 16
That's a true friend
Emma1562 35
That is the weirdest thing I've ever heard of, I feel bad for you OP.
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Comments (158)
jared76_fml 11
Ummm, is that actually a bad thing to see???
bloodlusthatter 17
was she waxing or bush hogging
shenany1 6
That's some real friendship
sunnyskys 25
hahaha made my day that's a first
truckers_wife 23
why didn't she just shave it in the shower? it might be an awkward position, but its not hard.
Algorithm 24
Have you ever tried shaving your butt? Don't do it. It's not worth the next week of trying to sit down as it grows back in. Still, probably should've locked that door.
truckers_wife 23
I guess every person is different, I've never had an issue with it growing back in
vinnerator 7
that must have been a view!
mspotato135 9
Tell your roommate that removing your butt hair is bad, because it will cause an itchy rash, plus the stubble will itch, and the butthole will now be open to infection. don't ask how I know this...
theKevmeister 13
I'm guessing it was her first do-it-yourself brazillian, and she didn't want a single hair anywhere. it would be worse if this was a regular thing and u just walked in at the wrong time
WOTAN1488 24
Funny how this FML in particular has the most comments. Our obsession as humans with ass...
baxwar 15
I'm not surprised that it's in California