Today, I walked in on my roommate with her ass cheeks spread wide, and her friend ripping a strip of wax off of her while wearing a headlamp flashlight to see if she "got it all". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, I walked into my dorm room, only to witness my roommate shaving her vag over my trashcan. FML
Today, I caught my roommate trying to use my flashlight as a dildo. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex in my bed, because apparently hers is "for sleeping only". FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate trying to smoke a Mars bar. FML
Today, I walked in on my drunk roommate grinding up stale marshmallows and attempting to snort them. FML
Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
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Top comments
katie1243 16
That's a true friend
Emma1562 35
That is the weirdest thing I've ever heard of, I feel bad for you OP.
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Comments (158)
habibexpress 5
Daaaaaaamn son. But that's some solid hardware. A clean ass is a clean ass!
SadSouthernBell 18
That junk's not magically smooth all on it's own. Granted, more precautions should have been taken to ensure privacy.
nekminnet 13
Did you knock?
CliffyB03 28
Well, did she get it all?
khoov19 20
ya u dont any stragglers
Kurby14 21
wow. never heard that one before. fyl op!
chode124 11
ahh a good story for the grandkids one day
91hayek 31
I've heard of strip mining but this is just ridiculous. What are they doing with their anuses that it has to be that hairless? FYL OP for that visual TMI.
lulinator 40
Use your imagination. Do you like going down on bush? Maybe she likes it the other side too.
sandman676 20
I'm sure that was a great way to start/finish your day
Cebolamole 13
That's as good as friends get.
StickyPickles 33
They were trying to be thorough? Still a VERY disturbing image. .