Today, I walked in on my roommate with her ass cheeks spread wide, and her friend ripping a strip of wax off of her while wearing a headlamp flashlight to see if she "got it all". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, I walked into my dorm room, only to witness my roommate shaving her vag over my trashcan. FML
Today, I caught my roommate trying to use my flashlight as a dildo. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex in my bed, because apparently hers is "for sleeping only". FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate trying to smoke a Mars bar. FML
Today, I walked in on my drunk roommate grinding up stale marshmallows and attempting to snort them. FML
Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
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Top comments
katie1243 16
That's a true friend
Emma1562 35
That is the weirdest thing I've ever heard of, I feel bad for you OP.
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Comments (158)
mine___turtles10 13
So classy!
Miss_Mandi 29
Well shit, I wish I had a friend that'd do that for me!
Enderkate4 20
Why not just shave it by yourself..?
jezka374 15
Well... At least you know the ppl. It could of been a stranger squatting at your place having a crackhead wax his ass or something...
bluediamond_20 0
That's a good friend! She doesn't like to be hairy down there.
Uuuuxc 7
photos or it didnt happen lol
Cassandra2015 21
Lol must have been a sight to see
iLuvfatchickz 4
I will pay top dollar if there is a video to go with this fml
ilpazzo_fml 10
Pix or it didn't happen
jezka374 15
I've seen weirder things...