Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Today, my girlfriend slapped a waxing strip on my beard because she is sick of quarantine and wanted to lash out at someone. FML
Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML
Today, while waxing a client's chest, I forgot to have him turn his head. When I ripped the strip, I punched him in the face. FML
Today, I woke up from a short nap, only to find two waxing strips stuck to my eyebrows. I now have very little of my eyebrows remaining, and just as little idea which idiot in my family pulled this stupid excuse of a prank. FML
Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend when she'll be having her period, since she was acting pretty bitchy the last time around. She duct taped my leg hair and ripped it off while I was napping. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a funny prank to put duct tape on my eyes while I was sleeping so that when I woke up, I would be blind. I have no more eyelashes. FML
Today, as a joke, my friends plastic wrapped me to my bed while I was sleeping, I had an allergic reaction to the plastic and had to have the girl I like come cut me out and give me my meds. I sleep naked and was unable to put on clothes during this time. She saw me naked, swollen and with hives. FML
Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML
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Top comments
thethingy 6
Cool story, give her a Brazilian :)
DocBastard 40
Someone who lives in Brazil. Obviously.
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Comments (98)
kjosavik 0
First!
thethingy 6
Cool story, give her a Brazilian :)
deBlobX 12
What's a Brazilian? (Sorry I don't know much about waxing)
DocBastard 40
Someone who lives in Brazil. Obviously.
karmasblood 6
Brazilian is a waxed vag.
patrickalamo 48
Or spray nair on the back of her head.
BobbieH 19
Or a Playboy. It's all the hair, front and back. You can always over heat the wax a little too. Not enough to burn but enough to be uncomfortable! Anyway FYL, that's a horrible way to wake up!
free2speak 14
Or anal. Best revenge ever. It'll make her scream, alright.
HKCgrimmjow 15
Or wax half of each of her eyebrows, that is the best revenge. Make her make the choice to keep the other half or get rid of it >:)
THALESKY 3
So give me to her..I'm Brazilian ;D
princessbits 17
My friend and I did this once. She woke up with no hair in the middle of her head.
desoto96 9
I think I feel a YouTube channel coming on..
aj94w 4
41, have you ever heard of those stories where women cut their men's dicks off? Yeah, don't Nair her head.
nikininja 4
This is what nightmares are made of.
rsunshine2020 13
This is why people have trust issues. That and the fact that you think it's a chocolate chip cookie and it ends up being oatmeal raisin.
chell1894 13
She sounds creepy..
ifuckmonsters 5
I instantly thought of Hilary Duff.
nattynatters 14
Ooooh! Kelly Clarkson!!!!
Enslaved 38
This is a quote from "40 Year Old Virgin" and very related. Stop thumbing it down just because you don't understand the comments. :P
Drigr 9
Actually, that reason is both valid and common for thumbing things down. Personally, I probably thumb 1/25 of the comments I read, but if I didn't get it and decided to thumb it, it would be down.
Enslaved 38
Me? I only thumb things up, never down. I would hate to be responsible for a buried comment just because I didn't understand it but someone else would. Ex: this comment :P and I don't worry about overly offensive topics. Those usually get mod anyways.
lilhellian 27
Most people thumb down for the following reasons: grammer, spelling, unrelated, or just plain shitty.
SwagPuppet 3
68- Yes, thank you for the explanation... Like we didn't already know.
CharresBarkrey 16
68 - Oh, the irony.
RockN 10
Your girlfriend is the real devil
Tsunami87 17
As opposed to the fake one?
mayyberry 4
That sounds so evil
Pleonasm 36
Were you stripped of your pride?
Tezoma 28
No, it was just his hair. c:
MindFreakazoid 10
I don't believe that's what he was getting at, 36.
Cainicide 5
And I believe 36 was making a joke back.
XxNINJA_28xX 8
It's necessary evil.
neilsc 8
Be glad it wasn't your pubes.
DocBastard 40
The insane ones are usually the best in bed. Enjoy it until she whips out the scissors. Then, run.
Zedd_fml 8
....run, but not with scissors in hand.