Today, I walked in on my roommate with her ass cheeks spread wide, and her friend ripping a strip of wax off of her while wearing a headlamp flashlight to see if she "got it all". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, I walked into my dorm room, only to witness my roommate shaving her vag over my trashcan. FML
Today, I caught my roommate trying to use my flashlight as a dildo. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex in my bed, because apparently hers is "for sleeping only". FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate trying to smoke a Mars bar. FML
Today, I walked in on my drunk roommate grinding up stale marshmallows and attempting to snort them. FML
Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
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Top comments
katie1243 16
That's a true friend
Emma1562 35
That is the weirdest thing I've ever heard of, I feel bad for you OP.
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Comments (158)
Bragi 12
That's a good friend. Jealous, OP?
HardOrphanMaker 10
dont be such a hard ass.
Drnknmonkey08 12
honestly if I were to wax anything in my areas I would ask my best friend to help me. it's better than a complete stranger looking at my "junk" and not only that but professional waxers aren't always as "gentle" and nice as a friend would be. and everyone saying how gross etc, women go through a lot for you guys to stay nice and smooth it's not all butterflies and rainbows. in my opinion men do much more gross things ha ha
False_Stupidity 42
What we need now is for some talented FML artist to draw an illustration for this...
linnay 19
True friendship right there bruh
bhfriday 9
beauty is pain
Hildy93 21
I really don't have anything else to say but ew
apaul982 14
We've all been there....or is it just me?
randomkat820 8
did you knock??
darkthunda1324 6
People should grow up that's not nasty really some people like the front and back door my ex gf loved it when I played with her ass