Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my uncle picked up a tissue box and threw it at my sister for fun. My sister got mad and yeeted the box at me. I reacted with the same action, but she lost her crap and kicked and punched me. When I reported the incident to my parents, I get berated and my sister got away with it. FML
Today, my sister and I got into a fight. I came home to find everything in my room covered in ketchup. FML
Today, I ended up sleeping on the dirty floor because my sister didn't want to share a king size bed with me. She got up to get a drink and stepped on my face. FML
Today, my sisters were fighting, again. Unfortunately, one of them has the tendency to pick up the closest object and throw it at the other one. Unfortunately, I was the closest object, again. FML
Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I heard my sisters fighting downstairs, so I went down to see what all the commotion was about. As I entered the room, one of them picked me up and threw me at the other one. FML
Today, my brother tried to ninja-kick his dirty underwear up into his hand. He failed and it landed on my face. FML
Today, my sister kicked me in the balls just before I went into the bathroom, as she wanted to use the shower first. Later, when I came out of the bathroom, she kneed me this time in the same spot because apparently I always make a mess in the bathroom. FML
Today, my sister and mom were arguing. My sister was being really nasty to my mom, and decided to get nasty with me and drag me into the argument. Naturally, I got nasty back at her and we started fighting. My mom yelled at me for getting nasty with my sister, and kicked me out of the house for “being too nasty.” FML
Today, I got into a fight with my sister. Later on she brought me a bowl of tortilla chips, which I thought was her way of apologizing. I found out too late that she'd licked the flavoring off them and it was really her way of saying "Fuck you." FML
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Top comments
Saphiraa 10
"Ew that's nasty" seriously I bet that stunk bad
darkstarrising 18
Ok. That is gross.
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Comments (68)
Saphiraa 10
"Ew that's nasty" seriously I bet that stunk bad
carebear1228 20
think fish factory
Emma1562 35
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That's discussing I'm sorry you went through that OP.
tantanpanda 26
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Not sure if that's a terrible pun of some sort or a gross mispelling of disgusting.
antdbzb 10
looks like auto correct gone wrong to me
lukian_fml 29
That explains the fight.
darkstarrising 18
Ok. That is gross.
shessohighh 10
At least it was her sister and not a stranger. I tried on some pants at Express the other day and when I took them off the blood had streaked down my thigh. FRESH BLOOD.
Backbone 11
Bloody hell!!
feb011988 14
Sounds like your sister just won that fight, yuck!
danthehuman 29
Literal bloody hell! Haha, love the name OP.
toasterspoon 17
I bet that was bloody exciting
mds9986 24
That's just gross. Period.
RoboCunnilingus 23
The FML community is so fickle with how they distribute thumbs.
DemHaxBro 20
Might want to take a shower now
mmmxr 11
Nah I think she should just let it soak in.....