Today, I walked in on my roommate with her ass cheeks spread wide, and her friend ripping a strip of wax off of her while wearing a headlamp flashlight to see if she "got it all". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, I walked into my dorm room, only to witness my roommate shaving her vag over my trashcan. FML
Today, I caught my roommate trying to use my flashlight as a dildo. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate having sex in my bed, because apparently hers is "for sleeping only". FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate trying to smoke a Mars bar. FML
Today, I walked in on my drunk roommate grinding up stale marshmallows and attempting to snort them. FML
Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
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Top comments
katie1243 16
That's a true friend
Emma1562 35
That is the weirdest thing I've ever heard of, I feel bad for you OP.
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Comments (158)
HUGBUG 23
What the hell? I can never unsee that now thanks a lot OP
Selene1090 26
They might be a little too comfortable with each other... I can't imagine doing that with anyone I know personally, especially out in the open where someone could walk in.
rockwrench 18
They were simply making the world a great place to live in.
infernno 23
Well, how else is she supposed to do it?
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Don't worry, I have some left over brain bleach I'm willing to donate.
tb2043 3
Pix or it didn't happen
SadSouthernBell 18
All the guys saying ewwww, imagine the fml saying "tried to go down on my girlfriend, but her ass hair kept ticking my chin".
91hayek 31
I have a beard so checkmate.
tranced_ 45
hey I've walked in on my roommates doing nastier stuff!
johncanact 13
Well, did you?
numberswoman 14
Actually, I feel badly for everyone involved.