Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working at the grocery store and a very old woman wanted to give me a tip for bagging her groceries. She slid a quarter into my pocket against my thigh as deep down as she could get it, then she gave me a smile and a wink. I was groped by a grandma. FML
Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML
Today, an old man wanted to give me a tip for bagging his groceries. He slipped some money as deep into my pocket as he could, stroking my thigh for a few long seconds in the process, then he gave me a creepy smile and winked before walking away. FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML
Today, I was ringing an elderly gentleman up at work. As I went to package up the buns he ordered, he held up a hand and told me to wait. He then looked me in the eyes, started squeezing them, then winked and told me to go ahead. I've never felt so violated. FML
Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", and he replied with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughed. FML
Today, a man finally was flirting with me in a supermarket checkout lane, even offering to help unload my groceries onto the conveyor. Turns out he was just distracting everyone so his partner in crime could steal $200 from the cash register. I had to give a witness statement to the manager. FML
Today, I was working at a grocery store and a man came to my register to ask for the price of a mop. I took the mop from him to scan it without realizing the pole was between his legs. I hit him in the crotch with the pole. FML
Today, I spent twenty minutes helping an elderly man figure out how to use the self-checkout. When we'd finished, he smiled, thanked me, then walked away… without paying for any of his groceries. The cashier assumed I was with him. FML
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Top comments
Muffinish 0
And you just let him? YDI for not sticking up for your pansy ass.
Subal_fml 8
Exciting.
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Comments (30)
Subal_fml 8
Exciting.
Reyo 2
Oh wow...that worst part is you have a penis. That must've been confusing.
Cambo9000 0
"can you put a wig on and we can start over" says the old man
lovesick4628 0
omg 36 that was on iCarly :P
luckycharm421 3
lol that was a funny episode xD (such a kid )
OLOtheDemigodess 0
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Muffinish 0
And you just let him? YDI for not sticking up for your pansy ass.
bugmenotmofo 34
Totally, break that old timer's jaw.
Giulii 0
gross.
MoonTiger 4
If you really ARE a guy, then this is even worse...
pleasetryagain 0
Why is it worse? Is it more okay for a woman to be victimized?
helpmeiamblind 0
The problem is more women victomize themselves. So I don't have any sympathy or belief in any woman who claims she was raped, beaten, abused, etc... they either were asking for it or lying more then likely. To OP: if you really are a man, I feal for you FYL.
regisphilbin222 0
Yep. OP's a man. And not all women victimize themselves.
spankos 1
29- you "feel" for him :)
Chimi4ever 0
Thanks, 40, I was about to have a spaz attack. OP: Let him live, I mean, he's probably about to die anyways.
lextrack234 4
I'm just saying why would anyone in their right mind LIE about being raped or abused. your an ass for saying this
holliecopas 0
that is gross.
stupiddumbblonde 0
only one word needed: Ew.
Skull_300 0
You should have sneezed on the ******!
hedgehogs 0
Gross. The way to handle it would have been to say clearly, "Get your hands off me!" in a loud voice that unmistakably conveys the message you want. And then tell management what happened ASAP to forestall any complaints form this old sleazebag.
Brooklynxman 0
Then say you appologize you have swine flu. Guy will shit bricks. But seriously, stop him, and complain. Immediately.
onehotdemon 0
lmao!