Today, my boyfriend “accidentally” spilled a cup of hot tea on my lap at the dinner table. I had to get treated for second degree burns, because the skin on my lap was heavily saturated with the stuff. Apparently, he’s still mad at me for buying a male coworker a present for his birthday. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML
Today, a customer threw his cup of coffee at me screaming that it wasn't hot enough. Well, maybe it wasn't hot enough for him, but it was sure hot enough to burn me. FML
Today, I got up early to make a surprise breakfast in bed for my partner. As I was carrying the tray into the bedroom, I tripped and spilled the hot coffee all over them. We ended up in the emergency room so they could take a look at the burns I caused. FML
Today, my cat knocked over a cup of scalding hot tea - but don't worry, the carpet wasn't damaged. It went all over my leg instead leaving a nice big scar for my holiday. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML
Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the neck while she was cooking on the stove. Apparently I scared her and now I have a nice burn mark on my head from the hot frying pan she hit me with. FML
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend over text. We wore each others' hats, so I gave his back and asked for mine. He “accidentally” burned it. FML
Today, I spilled hot coffee all over this man at work. I tried apologizing and saying it was an accident, but he then complained, which resulted in me being unemployed. The man I spilled coffee on was my uncle. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw boiling water at me to get me off my phone. It worked, but now I'm burned. FML
Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML
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Top comments
YessMasster 5
That's not "kind of" abusive. This man hurt you on purpose. That's enough of a reason to stay as far away from him as possible.
Petit Etre Malfaisant 23
you meant EX boyfriend?
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Comments (11)
jlc82 14
run far and run fast in my experience and witnessing a friend's experience it will only get worse
YessMasster 5
That's not "kind of" abusive. This man hurt you on purpose. That's enough of a reason to stay as far away from him as possible.
Petit Etre Malfaisant 23
you meant EX boyfriend?
Haldu 50
Leave him now. You're in danger with him. Go see the police if you must.
d j mom 9
two Huge red flags. jealous of a coworker and he physically hurt you. I know damn well he won't change and will only get worse. I've been there. run
DLBL 23
So, instead to talking it out, he BURNS YOU? I hope you ended that relationship tout de suite.
49_Donuts 15
I hope be it’s ‘ex-boyfriend’ now
GoogieWithers 25
I think that you really need to leave for your own safety.
Hangryko 32
Get out now. When you're safe, have him charged with assault. Take photos of your burns for the police.
angeleyes0724 10
RUN