oops_i_did_it_againnn
Welland, Canada
Today, I'm afraid to show my face in church ever again after I farted too hard and shit myself there this past Sunday. I'm the priest. FML
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RichardPencil 32
You need to convert to Buddhism, because now even Jesus can’t look at you with a straight face.
BurnInDemonFire 39
"Our Father, who fart in Hea... hang on, that's more than just a fart..."
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BurnInDemonFire 39
"Our Father, who fart in Hea... hang on, that's more than just a fart..."
Leeono 26
Give us today our daily toilet tissue....
RichardPencil 32
You need to convert to Buddhism, because now even Jesus can’t look at you with a straight face.
Charlie Given 28
LMFAO you definitely were preaching the brown gospel 😂🤣
saberjpg 6
Just tell your flock that even the king of kings needed to sit on the throne from time to time.
Chewy1 18
Holy shit.
GoogieWithers 25
Ask and ye shall receive...
Boyufd 25
priest don't curse
Linda Mau 10
the father, the son, and the holy crap. that's what it was.
Lionize 6
Samuel 12:20 Yet do not turn aside from following the Lord, but serve the Lord with all your shart.
ChromoTec 24
Again?