David H.
🌶️ Spicy
Check 'em
Today, I saw my first boobs ever, at 18, volunteering at a retirement home. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
sad
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML
gross
Melbourne, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML
Imretarded
United States
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Anonymous
Sherwood Park, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Let down
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
latino
United States
Natural history
Today, at the museum I volunteer at, I was touching some of the things in the exhibit where you can feel what natural boobs and testes feel like. I started rolling the "boob" like a stress ball and forgot where I was. When I realized people were staring, it became very awkward. FML
ohmygod
United States
Today, I was eating lunch when my grandmother came over and started watching me. Suddenly she said, "I see you're getting breasts". I'm a guy. FML
scarred
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
joshinbaltimore
United States
Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML
medstudent
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, it was the first time I ever saw a vagina in person. It was during medical school training on how to do a pelvic exam. FML
Top comments
Zassuh 7
Have you never watched ****?
perdix 31
You saw boobs volunteering? Usually you have to pay them even to come out and play.
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Comments (149)
momo1972 3
did you tip her?
sfv818danny 0
hi hottie
dasfro 2
Wow, your pathetic.
xSundae 6
Lol, Perdix is kind of amazing. Irony would happen if OP was female. Also, it's spelled 'complete', not 'compleat'. That is all.
sucks4u918 4
lol
22cute 17
uh...ok...who cares?
Garay 0
18?!?!?!?!?!?!
deven329 1
you fail. i cant think of anything nicer to say
LinzeeNardiello 0
I bet you played video games your whole childhood.
bonnie_vb8 5
How the ******* hell have u lived?! shit man! 18?