tbright010
United States
Today, the highlight of my day was learning how to drain my dog's anal glands. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
It's a doggy dog world
Today, I was bathing my dog at a self-serve dog wash at a pet store. The person next to me decided to express his dog's anal glands, and the vile, greasy, fish-smelling liquid hit me on the side of my face. FML
Steve
Self-defeating move
Today, my dog discovered his new toilet by taking a dump on his own bowl. FML
hoo flung pu
United States
Today, my dog figured out she can wipe her butthole on my walls after having squeezed out a turd or two. FML
poomaster
United States
Today, I spent an hour at work trying to make a tortoise poo. When he finally did, I was so excited and felt pretty triumphant. Then I realized that my job was to make animals drop their load. FML
Anonymous Taco Man
United States
Top of the mornin' to ya!
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
anonymous
Huffman, United States
Sneaky boy
Today, I decided to give my dog a bath. Instead, my dog gave me a bath. FML
Anonymous
New Kensington, United States
Today, I went to the gynecologist. As she was checking me out, she said, "Wow. So you must get wet a lot." It took me several minutes to realize she was talking about my job bathing dogs. FML
banj0
Madison, United States
Pink tax
Today, I had to pry my sister's used tampon out from between my dog's jaws. FML
mike h
Mcadoo, United States
Today, I started my dream job of being a veterinarian. My first day consisted of having to put down 12 dogs and 5 cats. FML
Anonymous
Puebla City, Mexico
Dirty boy
Today, I discovered that one of my dogs has taken a liking to rolling over his own poop. I found out by petting him. FML
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Comments (119)
Skittlesbaby 7
that seems all right... you got to learn something
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Edjucasion is good for the brane op! Ur life sound more intrestin then mine anyway!
dannnn80 0
lol learn to spell
testthecoal 5
called sarcasm....
freddyisepic 2
22 is very dense when it comes to sarcasm
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
It wasnt sarcasm; I meant every word I said!
chuckychan 8
I tried doing that to my goldfish once.
chuckychan 8
ohh disregard that last comment, it was a coy fish, it wasn't mine either, I think i found it struggling in a pond at the mall.
gutzz 0
sounds like you have short term memor.... what?
violetdabomb 0
at least OP HAS a dog... :(
pimplayer 0
I'm interested in how you got yourself into that situation. I think that is way more impressive
CaptinFalconKnig 6
aw WTF that's nasty D=
whitesox365 0
How do you think your dog felt?
kliccy 0
i know the feeling my dog just died yesterday.
smurfman44265034 0
hot
IBeDantastic 0
Agreed
LoveLife293 2
dogs bring such excitement to life(:
Wdgames 0
Kinky
eyeballstab 1
yea,thats never fun, but its better then leakage...
jessicarenee88 0
seriously, i hate when my dog discharges on my bed in the middle of the night *vomit*
C6Racer 0
LOL, discharge.
Wdgames 0
^That comment made my day.
Wdgames 0
^That comment made my day.
Wdgames 0
^That comment made my day.
Wdgames 0
^That comment made my day.
Kefka91 15
C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!! that counts when it's one guy's quadruple post right? :P
gutzz 0
Not considering he didn't post it 4 times. If you were a little more observant, you'd notice that it's technically one post shown 4 times.
alexFYL 11
3 times, and the 4th is a separate.
SpilltMilk2 0
Discharge? My ...dog never does that.
Banana_Pancakes6 0
Admit it, you loved it.
haleykerr 0
that's not interesting that's dusgusting.
DaZi 0
i dare u to have sex with my mom
Thanatos1206 0
I double doggy dare ya!
DaZi 0
i'll send u a pic of my mom nakd ;D
olii_fml 0
Why would you own a picture of your mom naked..? That's even more disgusting than this FML!
jess6blondie9 3
That's just wrong on 50 different levels sir...
Thanatos1206 0
I'm still waiting for that pic... -.-
DaZi 0
my mom decided dat we shud hav sex tom.
iZDa 0
Hey DaZi youre cool, lets be friends ;)
YANKS2728 0
me too!! my dogs anal glands are also ****** up worst smell ever at least shes getting better good luck op!
YANKS2728 0
sorry glands typo.
urdirtyolduncle 15
Yankees suck
C6Racer 0
Your mom sucks.
chuckychan 8
put some bleach in the dogs water, clears it right up!
YANKS2728 0
**** off 64
chuckychan 8
I was joking! but I guess if you didn't know that I coulda gone bad...but take it easy, hope no one takes advice off of others on fml :P
YANKS2728 0
64 I just dnt think u understand wat a dog means to some people. they r amazing and I would never even think of doing anything like that to my dog. and it's not even funny as a joke u should really watch wat u say.
blcarter81 0
well don't hold out on us - share your knowledge and wisdom...
RebornProblem 0
I'd tap that.
LadyNutella11 0
ditto
PeteyPablo12308 20
Oh god me too... I mean who wouldn't?!
Javie30 0
Anal kitty!!!!!!