sad
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
David H.
🌶️ Spicy
Check 'em
Today, I saw my first boobs ever, at 18, volunteering at a retirement home. FML
Imretarded
United States
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Anonymous
Sherwood Park, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Let down
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Thanks, I hate it
Today, my mother took me to go and see my grandfather, who I hadn't seen since I was 4. The first thing he said to me was, "Pfwoarr, look at those tits." FML
gross
Melbourne, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML
UHM
United States
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML
Rosies
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML
oboy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML
Marteeny
Today, my mom said my boobs are finally getting bigger and that I've finally hit puberty. I'll be celebrating my 31st birthday next week. FML
Need eye bleach
United States
Put it away!
Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML
Top comments
kyonichii 4
I am sincerely sorry about this. My mother enjoys walking around the house without pants on. D;
rawr_iliketacos 0
awwwh that's horrible, your poor virgin eyes! that's what porns for.
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Comments (289)
wickidsmaht 0
hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
gorillaz_fml 0
ur probably ugly if the the only **** u see r ur moms
bhangu023 0
fail
ImaginaryFoe 1
Even if he is ugly, it just means his life truly is F'ed. OP, you're putting the p***y on a pedestal.
nates0210 0
so... how were they? :)
JoshTheMaggot 8
dude it's not that bad I saw them too. there pretty big. just wait til she shows you "down there" you'll love it and tell ure mom thanks for last night ahaha XD
sublimaze 6
27 yrs old and your greatest sexual adventure is a peek at mom's wrinkled flapjacks? maybe you should change teams
gloogle 0
so i saw my moms breasts when i was a baby and i neraly spit out my milk
jack8765 0
LOSER
glen12 0
it's called **** it's a wonderful thing
radmuffin 12
lmao 16 FTW!!
strandedinalimo 0
Don't guys like MILFs? lol
Tripout 0
@ 55 op said the first time in REAL LIFE.
ebababa 0
Am I the only one curious as to WHY THE HELL he was looking at his mom's exposed boobs? cause I can't tell if you mean accidently...or on purpose...
Tripout 0
I'm wondering......HOW did this happen
reyemrein 0
As a rule, if your still a virgin by 25, get a prostitiute. Just sayin.
asianwolf 2
@84 he is getting desperate. ;)
M4V3R1CKR13 0
milf well not rly
pinkorchid88 0
poor thing ... ur missing out on so much
Bamfy 0
whatever people your bot supposed to have sexual encounters unto your married........LOLOL does anyone still even beleive in that??
danman91 0
dude you are going to die a virgin
del_taco15 0
haaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha loser
Shell02 0
why would your mom show you her boobs?
majones 0
she obviously felt bad for her son and finally gave in to his constant badgering to see some *******.
Danielt104 6
Yeah, I saw my first boobs (that I remember) when I was 5. Take a wild guess who's it was. >.<
Austino713 0
Time for a trip to Vegas!! Paging Dr. ******!!! Lolz
OneHottBaby 1
exactlyy hahaa
scarsnstars45 0
WoW has destroyed the OP's life, hahaha…poor bastard!
4stringfurioso 0
I still do! Lol Bible FTW!
drips 0
jus christians lol but seriously how you gunna buy a car with out givin it a test run?? abd to the op your the next 40 year old vergin
drips 0
reply to 144 did it happen to be 141s lil girl friend there lol
goodstuffboro 0
at least u saw ****? if ur moms milfy bonus points
cincyboy 0
you better have been drunk
katrina0_00 0
I totally do
THEoliveira 0
i do lmfao why not?
selan_fml 0
that's just plain sad.........
tjigga 0
I have a great suggestion. pornhub.com
georgiinaa 0
yeah..im sure you did.
jamiebuczko 0
Even though those jokes r so old #47, that one was good. *high fives*
autumnanesthetic 0
thats gross >.<
Fab0luZ 0
Oh God.! I Laughed So Hard I Choked On My Spit.! That's Kinda Gross. . . Were They Saggy.?
kally2010 0
you could have your own reality show "The 27 year old virgin" !!! lmao
kally2010 0
that's sad I'm 15 and I've seen a penisyou are almost twice my age and haven't seen boobs ???!?!?! Fyl lmao
willou35_fml 13
lol I recognize myself
Geicogecko 2
what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas...... except for herpes, that shit wil come back with you.
karatekidcatblue 0
Do you need a hug?
fyerlife4LIFE 0
at least they weren't a fat mans boobs
own3ddd 0
my cousin likes penis
pingpongpickle 8
wat do you mean you've never seen boobs before? don't you have your own?
joshgaertner 0
lol @241 there's already a movie similar to ur suggestion "The 40 Year Old Virgin" it's pretty funny
bubbles944770 0
y would u guys ask tht
techweed 12
that is the stupidest comment ever
ericherr1 7
your beautiful
kyonichii 4
I am sincerely sorry about this. My mother enjoys walking around the house without pants on. D;
samantha_durano 6
who doesn't enjoy walking around the house without pants on, that's what I do.
MadaZer0 8
I'd like to see that... OP: You aren't the only one! Most of my family is made up of girls and I gotta tell you... They REALLY don't mind changing if I'm in the room. So I've seen my cousins change more times then you towards your mom.
iloveloosy12 0
nice!
kyonichii 4
I'll do it if I'm home alone, but not when other people are around...
locklock 0
for sure
Fedor_is_KING 0
I think me and your mom are in the same club #2.
jellybean120 10
i used to walk around naked in my apt. all the time until my brother-in-law moved in with us. Now my boyfriend doesn't even let me wear shorts.
kyonichii 4
Hah, reminds me about the time I was around the house in my undies, and then my mother came home.
seeimdee 0
Wow you find panties disturbing for your mom to see? My mom literally begs me to cover up xD
isreal 0
can I come your house number 6
yankeesfreak 0
hott!
Ryan778 0
hey number six why don't we walk around with no pants on together?
DeeBizz 0
well look at you , I wouldn't trust my brother around you either , haha
BCrazzi 9
Boy do I know how YOU feel-_-...
iBrittanyy 17
Pathetic? And sick o.o
kogaluver424 0
just what I was thinking...
quikwit1212 0
*COUGHSLUTCOUGH*
ebababa 0
And thats something to brag about? "Gee OP, I can't believe you're probably waiting for the right girl as opposed to just screwing a random ***** when you were 14" "as opposed to" may be too big a phrase for you actually. I'm giving you too much credit 78.
Blue_Black_fml 21
well 86, #78 IS THE *****..look at the name..yeah losing virginty at 14 is something to proud of, so is contracting AIDS and teenage pregnancy...
samantha_durano 6
I know somebody who lost their virginity last thanksgiving, and they're eleven. and noo, it was not me.
jayjaysmokerson 0
ewwwww to that! 11? Jesus ...
samantha_durano 6
I know! so many ***** in this world.
ebababa 0
ugh, i have an 11 year old sister. WTF. what happened to cartoons and stealing cookies before dinner? I didnt even know what sex was at 11.
samantha_durano 6
I hope my little sister doesn't have sex at eleven, I'd throw up lol.
truthisRelative 0
Yeah, I'd be worried. There may be an unfortunate reason she lost her virginity at 11. In other news: ew!
samantha_durano 6
wait, can humans get nuetered?
osnapp55 0
yes its called a vasectamy for males and i forget for humans
osnapp55 0
im retarded i ment for women i dont know
samantha_durano 6
ooh wierd.
higgy6969 7
*****
goodstuffboro 0
t#86-great time last nite- everyone said ur a **** but goddamn how's u do THAT!!
rawr_iliketacos 0
awwwh that's horrible, your poor virgin eyes! that's what porns for.
theian01 3
**** wouldn't be in real life.
theian01 3
Or, in person... >_>
seeimdee 0
He's watched ****. He said his first time IN PERSON was his moms. Soo yeah.
kivkiv 2
finally a 1st comment without saying first
Bewitched_fml 0
well maybe you should get a hooker?
royals08 0
that's what I was thinking.... seriously dude you need to get laid!
jayjaysmokerson 0
yeah you are soooo right! I mean since he clearly can't convince some girl to willingly do it it's much better for him to force some single mother/poor runaway with daddy issues to f" him so she can feed her child/pay for school/support her drug addiction. so cool I'm sure that's how he imagined the special moment. I mean god for bid he should have to make some type of effort.
sourgirl101 29
Or go to a strip club. They have many boobies there to see.
maskedman 9
So we all agree that he should definitely get a hooker. Coolbeans.
anonymoustruth 0
#2: pants? o_O You mean shirt...?
deadsrs 0
Her boobs are located on her legs DUH!
kyonichii 4
No, I mean pants. I was relating to the OP's mental pain of seeing his mother without some article of clothing.
deadsrs 0
Did you at least give her a whistle? She gave you life the least you could give her in return is a slap on the butt?
Your_Dad 0
Faaake. or either your life really is fcked.
Fedor_is_KING 0
What? You never saw your moms **** before?
ryan_martin 0
who wuld want to u twisted ****?
Fedor_is_KING 0
Loosen your panties moron. If you couldn't tell that was a joke, you're an idiot.
noahvs67 0
lol 117 that was a funny joke
PandasRtheShit 0
27 year old virgin?? Sorry..
seeimdee 0
uhh I'm not sure if you get the picture, it's his MOM. that's like ******* a senior. :0
bihero 0
wats wrong with being virgin ? im a virgin ^^