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Today, I saw my first boobs ever, at 18, volunteering at a retirement home. FML
Today, I saw my first boobs ever, at 18, volunteering at a retirement home. FML
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Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML
Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, at the museum I volunteer at, I was touching some of the things in the exhibit where you can feel what natural boobs and testes feel like. I started rolling the "boob" like a stress ball and forgot where I was. When I realized people were staring, it became very awkward. FML
Today, I was eating lunch when my grandmother came over and started watching me. Suddenly she said, "I see you're getting breasts". I'm a guy. FML
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML
Today, it was the first time I ever saw a vagina in person. It was during medical school training on how to do a pelvic exam. FML
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Top comments
Zassuh 7
Have you never watched ****?
perdix 31
You saw boobs volunteering? Usually you have to pay them even to come out and play.
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Comments (149)
Nadinek98 0
were they wrinkly LOL :)))
MuchDance90s 0
Is 18 now considered too "old" to first view breasts or whatever? it's really not that bad. not like you're 42 or something.
nitexshadow 1
wow seen my first this year :) rl.... I'm 13
Superflyshyguy 0
bravo sir.(;
wriptidez 0
report himfor serving alcohol to minors
Coolbreezer 0
snicker. that's awesome. lol. wrinkle boobies
bayonet 0
that's sad
SherryPicker 0
old *******.?
210Brizzy 0
Second base already!Good For you!Mabye next week you'll hit fourth!
sammy1818 0
That's discusting
sk8erd 15
its called ****..