Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
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Top comments
roflcopter657 0
thats just sad... enjoy your hand.
IllegalLight 0
Yuck... anyways, don't you watch ****?
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Comments (182)
illeyad 0
lol that is hilarious.
roflcopter657 0
thats just sad... enjoy your hand.
360XBOXFTW 0
haha omg i lol'd so hard
herimaaaa 0
hahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahah brilliant!
musigreg 0
Lmao, oh wow , thats just sad, someone needs to get out there more.. haha #2
wildabeast 0
wow, thats horrible
noshitsherlock 0
WTF is wrong with you?! Why were you in the bathroom?
IllegalLight 0
Yuck... anyways, don't you watch ****?
minesbiggerr 25
Maybe he meant in real life he hasn't as in right in front of him not through a screen
Shadaez 0
Has been repeated, "Today, I just *something emberassing / first time" I'm a *older age than the norm* *Male/Female*, FML"
bortzy93 0
thats depressing to hear...is she hot? haha
prinny_fml 0
wincest!!!!!!!
matt5217 4
bortzy, you are a ******* disgrace to Canada
ZleveL 0
149 Canada is a disgrace to North America and the entire west. I ****** HATE living in this shit hole city of Vancouver which is in an even shittier hole country. I HATE LIVING HERE. that guys pic is awesome though, makes me feel a whole lot better
skid1996 0
hey! I live in Vancouver and thiis one of the most non poluted areas in north America and has the best water to drink so shut the **** up.
Tempsey 0
That's actually false, the air in Vancouver is laced with cocaine, and the only plants that grow there are cannabis.
justalilrandom2 4
153, that's how you judge a city? Wow, that's sad. It might say something if that's all you can find to say about your city, essentially that it has nothing else.
IndigoAcrylic 9
F#%* you!! Vancouver is my home city... And unless you live on the ghetto east side... You are god damn lucky to live here. WESTSIDE FTW
Natafas 0
Wow! FYL for sure.
soccerkrzy 0
8, that's what I was thinking...haha It may be the first real life ****, but I highly doubt you've never watched ****. Especially being 24 and clearly single...you watch **** everyday don't you? Hell, I watch **** all the time and I have a wife...
jalen_gill99 0
I watch **** also amd im only 14
Gemma_Mansonite 20
WHY are you proud of that?