Check 'em

Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML

Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML

Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML

Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML

Let down

Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML

Natural history

Today, at the museum I volunteer at, I was touching some of the things in the exhibit where you can feel what natural boobs and testes feel like. I started rolling the "boob" like a stress ball and forgot where I was. When I realized people were staring, it became very awkward. FML

Today, I was eating lunch when my grandmother came over and started watching me. Suddenly she said, "I see you're getting breasts". I'm a guy. FML

Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML

Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML

Today, it was the first time I ever saw a vagina in person. It was during medical school training on how to do a pelvic exam. FML