Today, I bought my sister a bunny and all it does is try to bang my cat, and shit and piss in my room to mark its territory. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that bunnies mark for territory. And when I say mark, they do a 360 no scope piss and spray everything all over the walls. The smell is horrendous. FML
Today, my sister asked me to let her dog out of the kennel when I got home. I did only to have the little beast bite me. She then ate the entire content of the cat's litter box, which she couldn't keep down. FML
Today, my sister's kitten walked away from his litter box, jumped onto the table, looked me dead in the eyes, then peed directly onto my laptop. FML
Today, my mother refused to buy a cat because my sister is allergic to them. She bought a rabbit instead. I'm allergic to rabbits. FML
Today, our family cat died. He had a disease (forget the name). My sister brought home a bunny, and I thought nothing of it until I tried to make the cat and the bunny friends. Sadly, it triggered his illness from stress, and he tragically passed away 4 days later. I still believe it's my fault; everyone says otherwise. FML
Today, my family came back from holiday to discover that my little sister had messed with the cat flap before we left. Several stray cats were able to come in, but were unable to get out, and left shit in various areas around the house. FML
Today, my pet bunny died. My little sister is distraught and practically suicidal, because apparently she playfully pointed a wand at it a few days ago and said, "Avada kedavra!" She's absolutely convinced that she killed it. FML
Today, my sister gave my laptop away and dumped a pile of her hamster's turds on my bed. All of this because I flushed the toilet while she was in the shower last night. FML
Today, my sister had an emotional breakdown because two guys love her and she can't pick just one. Meanwhile I'm single and spend my time laying treats on my floor in a pattern and watching my rabbit run in circles. FML
Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML
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jobekka 20
don't buy other people pets. if someone wants a pet they'll buy one, and if they can't afford it they probably shouldn't own a pet
cariboucontainer 22
The bunny just needs to be spayed/ neutered. They are actually really territorial and pee to mark its territory. But are really good at being litter trained, especially after they've been spayed/ neutered!! They also become a lot more docile and won't hump things after surgery. Also! Spaying/ neutering is super healthy for them, it helps them live longer and decreases a chance of a lot of diseases! Also just watch your cat and the bunny, bunnies are prey animals and cats are predators so (not assuming anything about the cat) but it may have the potential to go very arwy Hope this helps :)
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jobekka 20
don't buy other people pets. if someone wants a pet they'll buy one, and if they can't afford it they probably shouldn't own a pet
ahabsfan 17
Sounds like you got the Pepe Le Pew of bunnies.
Wadlaen 24
Did you, by any chance, buy a Playboy bunny..?
RichardPencil 32
Eh...what's up, Doc? The choices of pets are #1 Dog #2 Cat #3 There is no #3. Don't screw around with anything other than #1 or #2.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Bunnies are outside pets. That way, your house doesn't smell like a massive toilet.
Warp1978 15
It's asserting it's dominance having been placed in a home with one of its natural preditors.
cariboucontainer 22
The bunny just needs to be spayed/ neutered. They are actually really territorial and pee to mark its territory. But are really good at being litter trained, especially after they've been spayed/ neutered!! They also become a lot more docile and won't hump things after surgery. Also! Spaying/ neutering is super healthy for them, it helps them live longer and decreases a chance of a lot of diseases! Also just watch your cat and the bunny, bunnies are prey animals and cats are predators so (not assuming anything about the cat) but it may have the potential to go very arwy Hope this helps :)
SJKatt 15
Rabbits can be litter trained, as well as a variety of other training, like cats and dogs. I'd recommend you BOTH join a rabbit forum or group, learn all you can and either rehome the rabbit if you can't commit to it, or commit to it. They are wonderfully smart pets, and they deserve the same amount of love, care and attention as a cat or a dog.
Blobby McGee 5
eat it. slow cook on smoker, slather in bbq sauce. tasty!