Today, at the museum I volunteer at, I was touching some of the things in the exhibit where you can feel what natural boobs and testes feel like. I started rolling the "boob" like a stress ball and forgot where I was. When I realized people were staring, it became very awkward. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally touched someone's boobs. It was a man. And I noticed that they were bigger than mine. FML
Today, I got a breast exam. I'd never had one before, but assumed it would be quick and easy. I had no idea how ticklish my boobs are. I burst out in uncontrollable laughter and kept instinctively jerking away. FML
Today, while helping out at a retirement home, I had to get a book off a bookshelf. When I reached up, my watch got stuck on my shirt, resulting in my shirt lifting up. I just flashed my man-boobs to at least 20 senior citizens, and one of them even asked if he could have a feel. FML
Today, I was a host during kids' event. I did my job and started to do some funny moves to entertain the kids. I was wearing a top with a really low cut. Then noticed that all the children were pointing at me happily and adults looked surprised. Then I noticed that both my boobs had popped out. FML
Today, at the camp that I work at, a little girl asked to "feel" my muscles. Thinking it was cute, I flexed for her. She laughed and said, "No, really." FML
Today, I met with a friend who had gained some weight since I saw him last. After a friendly hug, I put my hand on his new man boob and, without thinking, left it there way too long. I realized that I was groping him and, in a panic, did the only thing I could think of. I patted it. Twice. FML
Today, I went to have a breast exam. The doc told me that she would touch different parts of my breasts, and said to tell her if at any point it felt painful. As she was examining me, I was going to say that it wasn't painful, but instead I blurted out, "It feels good." FML
Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML
Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML
Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walked into the lobby to see what looked like me fondling my breasts. FML
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Top comments
marinus_fml 20
It could have been worse! At least you weren't rolling the testes :)
hiloman500 0
it's kinda what you get for doing that...
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hiloman500 0
it's kinda what you get for doing that...
mintcar 10
Yeah, he should've walked away as if nothing had happened though.
wethequeens123 1
uhh what kind of mueseum do u work at?
Anyoniemous 0
probs a human body exhibit
Blue_Coconuts 7
I'm with 36, what museum is this exactly?
OrginalOwen 0
Where do I sign up?
KingDingALing 9
I agree with #69. I want to work at that museum and take those fake boobs to the bathroom with me...
addynat 0
It could have been a sex museum. My sister went to one for the new years. There pretty cool.
yewzd 0
They're not staring at YOU , OP, they are staring at the boob, everyone loves boobs.
Dillon000 3
Lmfao, so tru
penismightier 3
I love boob
Niami 3
wow if you need to touch fake tittie's you need to get yourself a girlfriend cus obviously its been a while XD hahaha
BeeHappy_fml 0
129 fail's at being classy and using grammar's correctly. anyway, I'm with everyone else... what kind of museum IS this?!?
OrginalOwen 0
I prefer fake boobs over my girlfriend, all she does is bitch and whine. " that's too hard" well **** you too bitch
teggman93 0
way to much info maaaaannn
MareNostrum 0
You're one to talk. Your grammar is nearly as bad, if not comparable.
CherryBomb511 3
I could see how this would happen; breasts can have a soothing and tranquil feeling to them much like clouds.
mintcar 10
Haha, win. ^
butthole_cheeze 0
just glancing at your profile picture, i thought your tattoo was on your right arm and that you just had saggy, wrinkly nipples. yumz.
ohgosh_noooo 0
that's why I like mine so much!!
chronicfiend 0
lolz
C6Racer 0
Pure awesome.
DSebastionA 0
in his defense he could have started to drool. And what the hell kind of museum do you work at??
neal001 0
Cherrybombs-Do you feel your own to find out
marinus_fml 20
It could have been worse! At least you weren't rolling the testes :)
BensLilPrincess 0
haha! so true!
chuchurocket 4
you're hot
hunter989 0
3 win lmao (:
bamagrl410 31
Haha that probably came next...
DSebastionA 0
#120 "that CAME next" nice pun haha
twiride 12
don't think the pun was intended.
karlh043 1
Wanna chat with u ab ur pic. Email me. [email protected]
BabesYourAStar 0
you just couldn't help yourself?! YDI
nickharbut 6
I forgot I where I was? that makes no sense.
marinus_fml 20
I'm sure you can work it out...
katplayer 4
It's called zoning out. Wasn't too hard to figure out.
Carlie_McCartney 1
haha I realised that too!
DocBastard 40
Touching boobs like that will do that do you. It will totally make you lose...um... What?
marinus_fml 20
Doc, you been touching boobs..?
DocBastard 40
Every chance I get, my Aussie friend.
LokiCain 0
it makes total sence
Zmeilerr 22
I wanna go to this place.
caraphernelia 0
Museum of sex!
Zmeilerr 22
sounds like a place people would actually go
DocBastard 40
Try the Sex Museum in Amsterdam. Interesting place.
kmwis_00 6
Ewww, lol but it's not as good if it isn't real! And it's in a lot of people so it's just weird. Lol
penismightier 3
sexy time!
amerwin 3
Why would you be embarrassed for getting some "boobs"? They were just jealous. Next time discover what it feels like for the fake testis to be squeezed between the fake boobs.
surferchick96 0
you enjoyed that wayyyy to much.
herkysfinest 0
k fatty...
nerdsgetmehot 23
#26 Kindly keep your mean comments to yourself. She doesn't look fat at all! I don't see any point to making mean comments about the appearance of others.
TrollFeeder 10
Actually she's 14 and put up a picture she found on the Internet.
DocBastard 40
nerds, don't feed the little troll. Trolls are just like itches - if you ignore them long enough, they go away. Then again, trolls are also like pro boxers - if you hit them in the head enough, they spit blood and get brain damage.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#40 Sorry, Doc! *Shame* Defending others who are being picked on is like a knee-jerk reflex for me. I've had my appearance picked on so much that I can't stand to have the same thing happen to others.
Zmeilerr 22
Awww NGMH, :)
riseofabreakings 0
...Wow some people are such jerks, and that sucks ngmh
robj118 10
Wait.........so there are FAKE displays that are suppose to show you what REAL breasts and testicals feel like? Can someone please tell me where this guy lives so I can punch him in the face and show him what a real fist feels like
colombiancartel 0
lol!
atj0015 0
amen to that, hehe!
ZeroXG 0
This wins on so many levels.
lildevil963 0
um it kinda says florida very clearly at the top
Zmeilerr 22
you said fake! im telling!!!
mintcar 10
" ...and forgot where I was."*** Also, your FML is boring. I know boobs feels good and all but you should've just walked away as if nothing had happened. Embarrassment, it happens.