Today, I found out that the man who came into work yesterday, the man who tried to grope me from over the counter, the one who spat his drink in my face, the one who kicked me in the shins when he didn't like the way his food tasted, is a regular and I can expect him three times a week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work as a cashier, I had a male customer come up to me and ask me what hours I worked today, like he has done for several weeks now. Immediately after, my manager calls my lane to tell me to watch out for that guy. He has been stalking a co-worker of mine. Apparently, I'm next. FML
Today, at work, the janitor would not stop telling me how good I looked. This was after he told me he was fired for sexual harassment at his last job. He clearly learned that lesson. FML
Today, my abusive ex-boyfriend yet again decided to eat at the restaurant I work at. It’s traumatizing to me, and I think that’s why he does it. FML
Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML
Today, at my first day of work, I was impressing my trainer with my skills by carrying many trays at once. Well, I could until I came around a corner and ran into a customer. With food all over his front, he introduced himself to me as the head manager. FML
Today, I finally caught the person who has now and again been stealing my lunch at work for weeks. It was my boss. I awkwardly watched him eat my sandwich while he talked about how he's been "saving money by bringing food from home." FML
Today, while I was on the floor stocking a bottom shelf, a man walked up behind me and humped the back of my head. He ran away laughing. This kind of shit happens all the time. I hate my job. FML
Today, at work, a guy tried to buy me for a dollar. I've only been there a week and it's the third time it's happened. FML
Today, I was working the night shift when a guy came in smelling like alcohol. He kept muttering his order, so I leaned over the register to hear him better. My ear now smells of vomit. FML
Today, I received my first customer complaint. It said, "I am a regular customer and when I come in, he is always smiling and tells me he will see me soon when I leave. This makes me feel very uncomfortable." Now I'm under investigation for sexual harassment. FML
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Ithok1 3
Heres a tip. Spiting in the face and Kicking is assault and groping is sexual harassment or even assault depending on how you wanna word it. Call them police and have them tazer his ass. If your boss doesn't like it tell him it creates a hostile work environment and the department of labor may have to be called.
ABbaby 10
Where do you work, and why haven't you reported him??
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Comments (105)
xxJORDISxx_fml 4
that means he likes you :)
pntbttr 0
lol yea he's stuck in kindergarten
chili10 18
haha I was thinking that exact same thing.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Just kick him out and if that doesn't work get a restraining order.
KingDingALing 9
Wel, OP...you can kick his balls. Simple as that.
acccccccc 1
he was 'flirting' with you! ha
zerobahamut03 2
that sucks OP. where do you work that it would alright for someone to do that to an employee?
MarkSeattle 0
911. there is a customer here assaulting me...
AbsoluteTurtle 0
You should make him think you like him, bring him to the back, and put hot oil in his pants.
demarcusT 0
ok, next time he comes, take him to the kitchen alone, then from behind, smash his head with a baseball bat. when hes on the ground, get a sludge hammer and bash all his joints. then pour the oil you cook fries with or whatever all over him, and set him on fire. if hes still not dead sue him
LightningLadyy 0
Hell yeah 37!
Azull_fml 8
Texas.
ugwmii 0
does 911 not exsits to you?
bishoprsv2 0
You should blow him Away with a giant fan!
Gameguy602 0
@54 I think after all that, he would be able to press charges on you for assault, I doubt any lawsuits would go very well for op if she tried to kill the guy.
futuremarine5 4
no it doesn't. OP's in Texas, so the man is a illegal mexican!
Annihilator 0
Give me a call and all your problems will be solved.
brianred5 0
I deal with shit like that where I work...I just fight fire with fire
FredsterTwister 0
Hey, you should shit in his food or put hair in his omelette.
ABbaby 10
Where do you work, and why haven't you reported him??
5t3ff1k4h 45
Exactly. I had a guy at my old workplace come in and harass several of the employees on a regular basis. He was a regular. Needless to say, he wasn't a regular for long... He was banned from that particular store.
MsBrainDamage 0
yes report him!!!!!
rallets 23
yea, how do you not do anything about that?
Mirorbo 27
And there's nothing you can do about it either because of the 'The customer is always right' mentality, even if they're in the wrong.
Mirorbo 27
Oh honestly now...I tell it like it is and I get downvoted. Someone else says the exact same thing with an extra comment to the side and they're left untouched.
MetalFish 0
I voted it back up :3 To be honest, I think people just scroll down the page voting down everything xD I forget the function exist half the time!!
Mirorbo 27
At least it's visible again. I'll never understand why certain darlings downvote comments that actually make sense.
MetalFish 0
Can't handle the truth, probably
MetalFish 0
Maybe in America, in England 85% of the time the manager will say "And? he is a regular who pays your wages, get back to work"
ohthebloodygore 16
35, it'd be easier for the manager to fire the employee then lose a regular customer.
CitrusGirl 0
If your boss says you have to deal with it, he could get in trouble too. if the customer tried to grope you that's sexual harrasment. if your boss tells you to deal with it that's not right.
sens3sfailing 25
Actually, not necessarily. If op is, say, a waitress at a restaurant where you can get that kind of stuff, you can expect $60 from the customer per week. If op is a hard worker who pulls her weight, she gonna keep people happy, get new regulars, and save people needing to get paid extra overtime hours to cover her shift while they try to find a new person to fill the spot which would probably cost them more than $60 and might not bring In the same amount of people or keep them happy and hurt business. If OP is a good worker, it's much easier to get rid of a abusive regular who spends $60 a week there who probably degrades everyone's experience and reduces the chances of people returning. In all cases OP is the logically one to side with if they are half way decent at their job. If they sucked, they would probably have gotten fired soon anyway
fmlbrooo 0
Spit In His Food.
TooMuchXbox 0
changed the 'p' to an 'h'
cherrypieguy 0
^win
imthatguythatdid 0
43 wins
sean01 0
u r a conceited selfish id10T
heynow00wellthen 0
Lol sounds like true love
glitterbunny 12
that totally sucks!! :(
MetalFish 0
That sucks. Still you gotta grin and bear it... "The customer is always right" and all that bullshit. "Rights" have destroyed this race, Humans are animals, we don't solve our differences by being kicked around by those beneath us, it isnt natural... back on the day you could've slit his throat and no one would care...
slushpup9696 12
Yeah, it's terrible that humanity no longer accepts murder as acceptable anymore.
Dudeitsnuri 0
if only we could do that the world would be a beautiful place. but it's population will be cut in half in like aweek
anti_average 5
And don't you all miss the days back when you could just club a woman and drag her back to your cave? :3
MetalFish 0
you say the population being cut in half is a like it's a bad thing
WhyTheFace4 0
Tell your manager.
ShadowPunkChick 1
You can refuse service. Or ban him.
theonlysweetpea 10
I'd be fired.